best skier in hakuba 5 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 No wonder they're always moping around looking sorry for themselves. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Quote: Fiona Bruce says she may stop wearing short skirts for Children in Need In a blow to her legions of male fans, the BBC newsreader has claimed that it may be “time to stop†putting on revealing outfits for Children in Need song-and-dance numbers. She complains that the hemlines have gone “up and up†in recent years to the extent that on one occasion she was left sporting a “pelmetâ€. Bruce, the presenter of flagship BBC programmes such as the News at Ten, Crimewatch and Antiques Roadshow, has appeared in several routines on the annual telethon that may have helped her win the title of Rear of the Year 2010. Damn. Link to post Share on other sites
Nisoko 6 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Hey Hey The Beatles might be coming to itunes soon. wow, now I can actually get to hear The Beatles!! Are they any good? WFT. I seriously don't get it. What is the fuss? Are dickhead Beatles fans going to download them just because they can or what? Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Come on folks rush out to buy the beatles again! Quote: The Beatles' back catalogue is finally available on iTunes, after years of negotiations. It will mean that for the first time consumers will be able to purchase some of the Fab Four's most popular songs via the store. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 nope Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Breaking news Quote: REAL MADRID superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has been given the chop! But fans needn't worry as it's only the forward's locks which have been lopped off his ï½£80million head. The Portugal international, 25, had the sides of his bonce shaved to create a mohawk-style look once favoured by England legend David Beckham. Let's hope his Ronaldo's performances on the pitch continue to be as razor-sharp... Link to post Share on other sites
Go Native 70 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Talk about picking the wrong guys to pick a fight with! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new...-yobs-rout.html Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Great article in the Sun yesterday about a bloke from Texas who makes shagbots. With video of the dude and the "ladies". Apparently one of the settings on them is called "Young Yoko". Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 As for the Beatles, a quid for a second hand CD or a tenner for some crap mp3s off iTunes. They can see you coming. Link to post Share on other sites
joshnii 2 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Perhaps the said handcuffs are over the genital area? Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I think you're in the wrong thread, but are all arrested people naked below the waist? Cool! I'll have to search google images for NoriP. Link to post Share on other sites
shadowtec 0 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 an update on my cnc project. I tried to mill a circuit board today but the bit is the worng type (getting smaller ones off ebay) and depth is too much. Link to post Share on other sites
SKI 15 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Have I missed something... what on earth is that?!!? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Originally Posted By: Go Native Talk about picking the wrong guys to pick a fight with! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new...-yobs-rout.html bet the SAS guy is well happy the Sun have plastered his coupon all over the world!! Link to post Share on other sites
shadowtec 0 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Originally Posted By: SKI Have I missed something... what on earth is that?!!? That is a circuit board I attempted to make using my CNC machine which I built (it's on page 89 of this thread) Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 that CNC thing is nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Here's the robot story. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3231673/My-girlfriend-is-a-robot.html Link to post Share on other sites
shadowtec 0 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday that CNC thing is nuts. Thanks mate Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Righto. As the usual Christmas Party/Drink Drive/Road Carnage Free For All is about to begin in earnest in Australia...this guy ---> Jeff Kennett - former Victorian Premier ...told the nation that Cool Mints... yes these things ---> ...will solve all your problems if you get pulled over for a breath test after the office Chrissy party. YES! You read it right - Mr Kennett told the Australia public it was OK to drink, then drive, and then pop a cool mint to sop up the blood alcohol before blowing in the little machine at the booze bus. Not only is he incorrect - he is a KNOB! Link to post Share on other sites
Go Native 70 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Kennett always was a knob and always will be... Link to post Share on other sites
shadowtec 0 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Jeff was a A$#@le but he was our A$#@le Imagine him in NSW it would be a hoot Link to post Share on other sites
pickled mushhead 0 Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 New penis for statue in Silvio Berlusconi's Rome office A marble Roman statue of Mars has had its snapped-off penis rebuilt and reattached on the specific orders of the prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi. The reported cost to taxpayers of the restoration – 70,000 euros (£59,500) – prompted criticism at a time when the Italian government has slashed millions of euros from the country's arts and heritage budget and parts of Pompeii are crumbling into dust. "This is aesthetic surgery carried out on the personal whim of the prime minister," said Manuela Ghizzoni of the opposition Democratic Party. The 6ft-high sculpture, which dates from around AD175 and stands next to a similarly proportioned statue of Venus, is on loan from a museum and displayed in Palazzo Chigi, Mr Berlusconi's office in central Rome. The new penis has been fitted with a magnet so that it can be easily removed if, in future, a more comprehensive restoration is carried out. Experts studied statues of male nudes from the same period in order to determine what the dimensions of the prosthetic penis should be, according to Italy's La Repubblica. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Always thought he was.... a bit of a dick. yeaaaaah! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 My brother's wife has given birth to a bouncing baby boy!! Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver My brother's wife has given birth to a bouncing baby boy!! Congrats Uncle Tubby Link to post Share on other sites
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