thursday 1 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 oops. 8 injured, no deaths. Sugarloaf, Maine. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 What's that then? Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Meet Amazon Eve, the world's tallest model at 6ft 8in Eve, from Turlock, California, is now a full-time model and actress but she also wrestles with men for $400 an hour. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 a good stag night prank. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday oops. 8 injured, no deaths. Sugarloaf, Maine. That's the failed chair lift that fell at Christmas in the US. 8 injured. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Yikes, how did that happen. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 it was inspected a few weeks earlier and passed. Must've been inspected by a train operator. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 oh, and they blamed winds. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Falling onto East Coast snow. Nasty! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 CUMBRIANS have imposed a moratorium on sex with close relatives amid fears they may have angered a supernatural being who lives deep in the ground. Cultural seismologists said last night's earthquake would be interpreted across the region as an intervention from some form of deity who is displeased with fundamental aspects of the north western lifestyle. Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: "Their first instinct will be to give up their long held commitment to passionate incest, at least temporarily. "If they remain quake-free for about a fortnight they'll assume it was just a slap on the wrist and return to their narrow-band rutting. "If, however, there are a series of reasonably strong aftershocks then we may be witnessing the first tentative steps towards a Cumbrian establishing an intimate relationship with a second or even third cousin." Previous natural events have engineered a shift in Cumbrian behaviour. Locals insist a week of gale force winds in October 1997 was the Archangel Brian expressing his concern over the first topless rat dancing club in Workington. Since 1998 all dancing rats in the county must wear bras or bikini tops. Meanwhile the recent heavy snowfall has left many Cumbrians wondering if they should discontinue the centuries old practice of firing bespectacled women into the sea using an enormous rubber band. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Did loads of Cumbrians emigrate to Tasmania? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 Dunno but they like their sausages. And sticky treacle pudding. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Cumberland Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 One Hundred Trillion Dollars. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Quote: DAVID ARQUETTE finally checked himself in to rehab after busting his nose breakdancing. It's claimed the troubled actor realised he needed help when a drunken attempt at 'the worm' went horribly wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
foreversnow 5 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Does that buy 1 can of coke there?? Link to post Share on other sites
Hokkaidough 4 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 That 'worm' is a real killer. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 I want to see this "worm" move. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 ^^ agree ^^ OMG, did I just agree with thursday?? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 It seems so. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 RANDY Ramjeet Raghav has called a halt to his three-times-a-night sex life after becoming the world's oldest father - at the age of 94. He said he would put his lovemaking with wife Shakuntala on hold as they focus on bringing up their new son Karamjit. Ramjeet said: "I'm healthy and I enjoy sex with my wife. I think it's very important for a husband and wife to have sex regularly. "When she asks I will go on all night but for the sake of my child I've put our needs aside for now." Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Bet he never need to bother with sex coupons. Legend Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Royster-doyster! Link to post Share on other sites
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