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Wow that is big.   Who gets to eat it?

eet's mine juu mether fackers....!!!

OH NOOO!!!! We all need to get our Muslamic ray guns!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU

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A BABY machine mum - pregnant with her 17th child - is raking in more than £600 a week benefits and admitted last night: "They pay me too much."

The family of jobless Kathy Black, 45 - who had her kids with five different men - say she has pocketed tens of thousands from years of handouts.

She lives rent-free with seven of her kids in a three-bed terraced council home worth £135,000.

Relatives say she also picks up £100 a week in child benefit and hundreds more in income support, child tax credits and housing benefit - on top of monthly pay-outs from one of her three ex-husbands.

Kathy said: "My ex pays me maintenance but I still get child benefit, regardless of how much he pays me. They never adjust my benefits. I always get the same amount.

"I still get my child benefit, so in a way they pay me too much sometimes. The benefits system is just wrong. It's a joke.
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Here's a good one

 

Iran claims London 2012 Olympics logo spells the word 'Zion'Almost four years after the logo's launch, Tehran threatens to boycott the Games unless the design is changed

 

Iran has threatened to boycott the London Olympics unless the organisers replace the official logo, which Tehran claims spells out the word "Zion".

 

The logo, a jagged representation of the year 2012, has been said by its critics to resemble many things, from a swastika to a sexual act, but the Iranian government argues it represents a veiled pro-Israeli conspiracy.

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Charlie Sheen's career trajectory took another lurch after the Hollywood star gave a string of bizarre interviews defending his past indulgence with drugs and porn stars, assailing his critics as "retarded" and vowing to sue his former employers for canceling his hit TV sitcom.

The star of the US network comedy Two And A Half Men took to the airwaves with a vengence on Monday, producing samples of his blood and urine for a drugs test – which came up clean – and telling NBC's Today show that CBS and Warner Brothers would have to beg him to return and increase his pay from $2m to $3m per episode because of "psychological distress".

"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out, they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain," Sheen told NBC's Jeff Rossen.

In a competing ABC News interview, Sheen said: "I am on a drug, it's called 'Charlie Sheen'. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."


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How about the distress caused to people watching Two And A Half Men?



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In a competing ABC News interview, Sheen said: "I am on a drug, it's called 'Charlie Sheen'. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."


Thats pretty funny. Makes about the same sense as one of his 'Hot Shots' lines.

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Topper Harley: My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.


May be Jim Abrahams (Airplane, Naked Gun, Hot Shots writer) is scripting his life.
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He is becoming very entertaining though

 

"I am a man of my word, so I will finish the TV show. I'll even do Season 10, but at this point, (because of) psychological distress, oh my God, it's three mil an episode. Take it or leave it," he said.

 

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Originally Posted By: Curt
Here's a good one

Iran claims London 2012 Olympics logo spells the word 'Zion'Almost four years after the logo's launch, Tehran threatens to boycott the Games unless the design is changed

Iran has threatened to boycott the London Olympics unless the organisers replace the official logo, which Tehran claims spells out the word "Zion".

The logo, a jagged representation of the year 2012, has been said by its critics to resemble many things, from a swastika to a sexual act, but the Iranian government argues it represents a veiled pro-Israeli conspiracy.


Does Iran even have any athletes that compete?

Iran: We will not stand for this Zionist Agenda, we will pull out!!

Rest of the World: Ok wave
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I found this quite shocking so early in a morning as well.

Girls these days.

 

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Emily Blunt wears holey leggings. Surely she can afford a new pair?

 

Her movies have grossed over $400 million so you would think that Emily Blunt could afford to buy a new pair of leggings.

The Devil Wears Prada star was spotted out and about in West Hollywood yesterday sporting a casual pair of black cotton leggings - with a huge hole in them.

Emily, 28, headed back to her car after a session at the gym wearing the ripped work out pants paired with a stripped jumper and UGG boots.

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Sheen's response

 

""This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again, and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension," Sheen said."

 

lol

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