1 4 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 I think I prefer She is Discharged Soldier Link to post Share on other sites
SKI 15 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Aliens 'might come here for holidays' Government officials believe aliens may visit Earth and suggest harnessing UFO technology for UK defences, files say. Documents from the Ministry of Defence classified archives show staff believed aliens could visit for “military reconnaissance”, “scientific” research or “tourism”. In a 1995 briefing now published by the National Archives, a desk officer said the purpose of reported alien craft sightings “needs to be established as a matter of priority”, adding there did not appear to be “hostile intent”. The unnamed official said it was “essential that we start with open minds”, explaining “what is scientific ‘fact’ today may not be true tomorrow”. Clarifying he did not “talk to little green men every night”, he said: “We have a remit that we have never satisfied. That is, we do not now (sic) if UFOs exist. “If they do exist, we do not know what they are, their purpose or if they pose a threat to the UK. Cool. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Well, think back.... didn't E.T. and his mates come here to collect plant samples before getting caught up in that big kerfuffle? There're not all here to destroy us, as documented in "Independence Day". Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Mork wasn't a bad guy either - terrible dress sense but an OK bloke Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Thing is, I'm more worried about them morally corrupting our naive impressionable youth.........the buggers are always naked!! Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Aliens being foreigners right? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Thing is, I'm more worried about them morally corrupting our naive impressionable youth.........the buggers are always naked!! It's a very good point there. But I feel that we do need to try and take into account cultural differences etc. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Anyone else wake up to hear this shocking news today: Divorce leaves Tom feeling flushed: Cruise visits loos THREE times in 20 minutes on Oblivion setTom Cruise's marriage is apparently not the only thing to have gone down the pan. After turning the ripe old age of 50 last week, the actor appears to be of weaker bladder. Either that or he was feeling a little unwell as he made three dashes to the toilet in the space of 20 minutes on the set of Oblivion yesterday. I hope he's all right. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 12, 2012 Author Share Posted July 12, 2012 Shocking. Or as my gran would say, "It's terrible". (She seems to say that about everything, bless 'er) Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I'm shocked that he's now 50!! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 The woman with the world's largest breasts has told of how she employs security to help defend herself against unwanted suitors who 'chase' her.Annie Hawkins-Turner, a 53-year-old from Atlanta, Georgia who has a bra size of 102ZZZ, told TLC's Strange Sex that she is a 'celebrity in other countries' due to her Guinness World Record-breaking breasts. Although they attracted ridicule when Ms Hawkins-Turner was a child, her breasts have since helped her develop a career as a self-described 'fantasy model'. She has appeared in 'over 250' self-directed fetish videos. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Gravity = 1: Annie H-T = 0 Quit while you are behind, girl! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Anyone else wake up to hear this shocking news today: Divorce leaves Tom feeling flushed: Cruise visits loos THREE times in 20 minutes on Oblivion setTom Cruise's marriage is apparently not the only thing to have gone down the pan. After turning the ripe old age of 50 last week, the actor appears to be of weaker bladder. Either that or he was feeling a little unwell as he made three dashes to the toilet in the space of 20 minutes on the set of Oblivion yesterday. I hope he's all right. I am shocked they picked him, a 5 foot two midget to play Jack Reacher a 6 foot 4 hardman in an upcoming movie Link to post Share on other sites
snowbender 3 Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 He wears high heels. Link to post Share on other sites
griller 9 Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 And stands on a box. Link to post Share on other sites
griller 9 Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Edit: a few boxes Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 As she moved slowly down the street, holding on tightly to her grandmother's hand it is clear to see that Yu Yu is having difficulty walking. The three-year-old suffers from an undiagnosed condition which causes her feet to grow at an alarmingly rapid rate. They are constantly swollen and heavy and make moving around for the child, who lives in Xi'an, Shaanxi Province of China, extremely difficult. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 poor little kid, I hope they can do something for her Link to post Share on other sites
best skier in hakuba 5 Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Poor kid. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Oh gosh. How strange. In other breaking, and wildly more important news: Suri Cruise left in floods of tears after Katie Holmes refuses to buy her pet puppy Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Katie want's to buy her daughters puppy!! No wonder the kid's upset Mumma might leave her with dad Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Child abuse! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Some north west news A MAN got his hand stuck in a teapot while trying a fish out a teabag. Firefighters from Whiston attended the call-out at an address in St Helens shortly before 9am last Thursday (July 12). Watch Manager Ian Pollock said: “It was a genuine accident. He was trying to fish a teabag out of the metal pot when his hand got stuck. “We requested an ambulance as we could see some blood but did not know how badly his hand was cut. “We cut the tea pot with small tools to create space so that the man could move his hand and free it. He was fine after his hand was freed. “He was checked by a paramedic and had quite a small cut to his hand and did not require any stitches.” There's a photo of a teapot too, with the caption "A metal teapot". Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 ha ha - yes hard to tell what it is without the caption Could have been a ham sandwich Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 best news item ever Link to post Share on other sites
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