KlingKlang 1 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 I think they mean "cock" Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Big pussies Left alone for over a month after the sad death of their owner, cats Roly Poly and Pudding never stood much of a chance. Amazingly, though, the lucky pair survived the ordeal thanks to their vast bulk - the result of being massively overfed. Police found the fat felines after reports of a smell coming from their elderly owner's home in Walsall, West Midlands. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 An Egyptian-born bodybuilder has just had his 31 inch biceps crowned the biggest in the world. Moustafa Ismail, 24, has spent ten years pumping iron twice a day and his upper arms now have the same circumference as a grown man’s waist. Instead 'Big Mo' eats as much as 3lbs of chicken, 1lbs of steak or fish and four cups of almonds washed down with two gallons of water and three litres of protein shakes. The bodybuilder was so dedicated to bulking up his arms he moved his whole family to America to gain access to better workout equipment. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 What a freaker I bet he could not clap hands Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 12, 2012 Author Share Posted September 12, 2012 Definitely a unique look! Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 that is awful He probably thinks he looks sexy... Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 did he not think that bulking up his chicken-leg-like forearms would also make him look a bit cooler? what a twazzock! Link to post Share on other sites
@tokyo 14 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Looks like he has got something stuffed up his skin there. Link to post Share on other sites
merryJim 1 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 A French magazine claims to have obtained topless photographs of the Duchess of Cambridge and says it will publish them tomorrow. St James's Palace was bracing itself after the magazine trailed its 'exclusive' on its website with the words: 'World Exclusive; Kate and William in Provence: Oh My God!' She said that they showed Kate 'fully topless' and that there would be 'nipples'. Link to post Share on other sites
@tokyo 14 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I suppose there would be nipples if she were topless! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Unless she had no nipples, of course. But as they have said "there will be nipples", then we can probably assume that she does indeed have nipples. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 It's plural as well, so at least two. Link to post Share on other sites
634-maru 4 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 The Duchess of Cambridge is "saddened" by claims from a French magazine that it is going to publish topless photos of her, royal officials have said. Perhaps she doesn't have very attractive nipples. Or 3 of them. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 did he not think that bulking up his chicken-leg-like forearms would also make him look a bit cooler? what a twazzock! Do a search for synthol.....pretty messed up individuals injecting that shit. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 If anyone finds the Kate nipples photos do let me know. I would like to check - just to make sure there's only 2. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Here you go gg Pippa's bottom has yet to comment. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 Saucy pic for sure but can't see any nipples on that. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Man's best friend? Well, perhaps not in this particular instance. A French deer hunter has had his hand amputated after being shot inadvertently by his dog. The man, who was injured during a hunt in the Dordogne, south-western France, was shot when his dog affectionately leapt at him and accidentally caught the trigger of his shotgun. The man, who has been named only as 'Rene', was taking part in a deer hunt last Sunday with three of his Blue Gascony Basset hounds, near Saint-Michel-de-Double. Rene told France Bleu radio that the dog accidentally caught the trigger of his shotgun when he jumped on him. The two other dogs had run off after a deer when the third leapt on him. "He jumped on me to give me a cuddle, I think," Rene said. "As he jumped, he put a paw on the gun." Rene, 55, was taken to hospital in Bordeaux by air ambulance where his hand was amputated. Asked whether he blamed the dog for the incident Rene insisted: "It wasn't the dog's fault, and he's adorable! I should have left the (gun's) safety on, that's all." Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Next week lucky Rene is hunting dog Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Man's best friend? Well, perhaps not in this particular instance. A French deer hunter has had his hand amputated after being shot inadvertently by his dog. The man, who was injured during a hunt in the Dordogne, south-western France, was shot when his dog affectionately leapt at him and accidentally caught the trigger of his shotgun. The man, who has been named only as 'Rene', was taking part in a deer hunt last Sunday with three of his Blue Gascony Basset hounds, near Saint-Michel-de-Double. Rene told France Bleu radio that the dog accidentally caught the trigger of his shotgun when he jumped on him. The two other dogs had run off after a deer when the third leapt on him. "He jumped on me to give me a cuddle, I think," Rene said. "As he jumped, he put a paw on the gun." Rene, 55, was taken to hospital in Bordeaux by air ambulance where his hand was amputated. Asked whether he blamed the dog for the incident Rene insisted: "It wasn't the dog's fault, and he's adorable! I should have left the (gun's) safety on, that's all." Yikes. Poor Rene must feel bad. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Exclusive Lady Gaga interview: "I like pies" "How much?" "So much, I eat 25 a day!" Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 "And 20 bars of chocolate too." Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 "And two takeaways". Link to post Share on other sites
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