Karnidge 2 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Has he actually retired? He had a good run of some pretty Michael Douglas-y movies didn't he. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 'Depraved' sex acts by penguins shocked polar explorer Accounts of unusual sexual activities among penguins, observed a century ago by a member of Captain Scott's polar team, are finally being made public. Details, including "sexual coercion", recorded by George Murray Levick were considered so shocking that they were removed from official accounts. However, scientists now understand the biological reasons behind the acts that Dr Levick considered "depraved". The Natural History Museum has published his unedited papers. Mr Levick, an avid biologist, was the medical officer on Captain Scott's ill-fated Terra Nova expedition to the South Pole in 1910. He was a pioneer in the study of penguins and was the first person to stay for an entire breeding season with a colony on Cape Adare. He recorded many details of the lives of adelie penguins, but some of their activities were just too much for the Edwardian sensibilities of the good doctor. He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook. Link to post Share on other sites
iiyamadude 6 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Hooligan males! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Pervs. Missing some Fat News today. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 There is some pretty big news on the mail this morning.... Christina Ricci reveals her less than perfect skin as she goes make-up free to board a flight Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Not fat news, but sort of in a way Mother-of-two, who spent $15,000 on butt injections, lifts lid on the secret world of black market cosmetic procedures A woman who spent approximately $15,000 on illegal butt and hip injections has shed light on the secretive world of black market cosmetic procedures in a new book. In a raw and honest account, Vanity Wonder, 30, a mother-of-two from America's Midwest, has revealed how she became addicted to silicone shots to increase the size of her behind. Shot Girls sees her detail her own experiences of seeking out and having the injections, and how she became an assistant to a black market practitioner, who treated women as varied as a 17-year-old brought in by her proud mother and even a senior in her seventies with bifocals and false teeth. Link to post Share on other sites
oblivion 5 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Sorry, but(t)... Link to post Share on other sites
merryJim 1 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 L-cup mother-of-six, who has had 12 operations, on why she wants biggest breasts in the world... even though her children have begged her to quit A mother of six who has had 12 operations to give her L-cup breasts says she will not stop having cosmetic surgery until they are the biggest in the world. Lacey Wildd's children say they are embarrassed by their mother's obsession, but the 44-year-old from Miami, Florida, is already planning her next visit to the surgeon to go up to a Triple-M. Four of her children Tori, 17, Michael, 15, Brendon, 10, and Jenaveve, five, still live at home, and Tori has faced teasing at school because of her mother's appearance. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 They do no look comfortable! So melon like and ROUND. Nah-ah...that is just bad. And butt lady is nuts. Totally bonkers. Link to post Share on other sites
Curt 1 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Woman ‘pregnant’ with 12 baby squid A woman became “pregnant” with 12 baby squid after eating calamari. The shocked 63-year-old felt a sharp pain in her mouth as she bit into a portion of whole cooked squid. She immediately spat out the sea creature — along with its internal organs — but could still feel “small, squirming organisms” in her mouth. Doctors in South Korea examined the woman and found 12 squid spermatophores attached to her tongue, cheek and gums. A “spermatophore” is a sac of semen that implants itself in the female squid before a mechanism shoots out sperm and fertilises her eggs. The case was revealed in a paper by the National Centre for Biotechnology Information in Maryland, US. The paper says: “Twelve small, white organisms stuck in the tongue, cheek and gums were removed. The foreign bodies were identified as squid spermatophores.” A similar case was reported last year after a woman ate raw seafood in Japan, but British diners are unlikely to be hit because chefs in the West remove internal organs when preparing squid. Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Jim 65 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 A team of Japanese astronomers using telescopes on Hawaii say they have seen the oldest galaxy yet discovered. Found somewhere in the neighborhood of Nagatacho, I'd expect. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 So ... "does my bum look big in this?" Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Is that you JA? I thought you were a bit older! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Yep, older, wiser and not bumpy in the same places! Me is a bloke (at least last time I looked, I was!) Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Woman ‘pregnant’ with 12 baby squid A woman became “pregnant” with 12 baby squid after eating calamari. The shocked 63-year-old felt a sharp pain in her mouth as she bit into a portion of whole cooked squid. She immediately spat out the sea creature — along with its internal organs — but could still feel “small, squirming organisms” in her mouth. Doctors in South Korea examined the woman and found 12 squid spermatophores attached to her tongue, cheek and gums. A “spermatophore” is a sac of semen that implants itself in the female squid before a mechanism shoots out sperm and fertilises her eggs. The case was revealed in a paper by the National Centre for Biotechnology Information in Maryland, US. The paper says: “Twelve small, white organisms stuck in the tongue, cheek and gums were removed. The foreign bodies were identified as squid spermatophores.” A similar case was reported last year after a woman ate raw seafood in Japan, but British diners are unlikely to be hit because chefs in the West remove internal organs when preparing squid. yummmy......squid spunk!! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 British diners are unlikely to be hit because chefs in the West remove internal organs when preparing squid. Gutted! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 The question is... why does someone want to eat that? Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Father who beheaded his daughter in rage over her relationships as he remains unrepentant over attack •Father had carried daughter's bleeding head into police station two days ago •Marble miner accused daughter of sleeping around •Man carried his daughter's head through village declaring what he had done •Coroner stitched woman's head onto body for funeral A father who admitted beheading his daughter with a sword in a so-called 'honour killing' in northwestern India showed no remorse today when he was seen for the first time since the shocking incident. Oghad Singh surrendered at a police station two days ago, carrying his daughter's head in one hand and the bloodied ceremonial sword he had used to chop it off in the other. Residents of Dungarji village expressed shock as they performed the last rites for the 20-year-old woman who had accused of sleeping around by her father. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 ooh nasty - are there any suspects? Link to post Share on other sites
frannyo 2 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 If you cut someone's head off, are there lots of bits danging down from the neck like in horror movies. Surely he is on youtube somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 This seems really important: Duchess is told to curtsey to 'blood princesses' Beatrice and Eugenie as new protocols push future QUEEN down the royal rankings. Despite the ease with which she has taken to her role, it seems the Duchess of Cambridge has not yet conquered the House of Windsor. Newly updated ‘protocols’ approved by the Queen place Kate firmly down the royal pecking order, it was reported yesterday. A document is said to have been circulated privately in the royal household, clarifying Kate’s status. Although she is the future Queen, as a former commoner Kate must show reverence to the ‘blood princesses’. This means she is expected to curtsey to those born royal, such as Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie – both in public and in private. The rule only applies when her husband, Prince William, is not present. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Curtsey - well that just plain ridiculous. I think these young royals should just give each other a pash on the cheek and say "arrite luv" Link to post Share on other sites
SKI 15 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Good to see they have their priorities all right still. Link to post Share on other sites
@tokyo 14 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Would be better if they used "cock" or "duck" or something. Link to post Share on other sites
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