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Wow that is big.   Who gets to eat it?

eet's mine juu mether fackers....!!!

OH NOOO!!!! We all need to get our Muslamic ray guns!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU

Marmite shortage leaves New Zealanders spreading themselves thin

Nation told it goes further on toast after factory for local version, different from British kind, is shut by Christchurch quake

 

New Zealanders are being urged to spread their Marmite more thinly as manufacturers warn of an imminent national shortage of the spread.

 

Marmite production has been suspended since the closure of the Christchurch plant that produces the yeast extract spread in November last year after a tower was found to have been damaged by the earthquake.

 

New Zealand has its own Marmite recipe and the much-loved flavour is different from the British version, which therefore would not do as a substitute.

 

The plant, the sole source of the spread for Australia and New Zealand, was not expected to reopen until July, said Pierre van Heerden, general manager for manufacturer Sanitarium.

 

Supermarkets were already reporting that they had run out of some sizes and remaining stocks could be exhausted within weeks, he said.

 

Speaking to Radio New Zealand at breakfast time on Monday morning, Van Heerden encouraged Marmite eaters to temporarily minimise the amount used and to choose toast over bread.

 

"With toast it's a little bit warmer so it spreads easier and it goes a little bit further. What we're asking consumers if maybe they could have their Marmite on toast, ration it a little bit, maybe only have it once a day or every second day," he said.

 

But there was no need for alarm in the long term, he said. "We will get Marmite back. Consumers don't have to worry about that or freak out about it," he said.

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Hotel Lets Chinese People Pee in Japanese Soldiers’ Mouths

 

Japan and China have a long, messy history. A Chinese hotel in Heilongjiang province doesn't seem to be making that any better. It is apparently sporting urinals that are supposed to be Japanese soldiers with their mouths open. For dudes to pee in.

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There's a pub (at least there was a pub a few years back, dunno if its still there) in Aberdeen that has Rangers players faces in the urinal. Ever since Rangers player Ian Durrant received a career threatening injury during a game between Rangers and Aberdeen in the late 80's, there has been some real bad blood between the 2 sets of fans.

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Brits are top of the game when it comes to using their cleavage to get ahead in life, a study claims.

 

According to findings an increasing amount of females are reaping the benefits of their décolletage.

 

In a poll of 1,000 women across the UK, one in seven admitted to wearing plunging necklines in the workplace to give their career a boost, while 8 per cent revealed that low-cut tops had helped them escape a parking fine.

 

Disgusting!

 

:grandpa:

 

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Six-legged Swiss calf unbowed by disability

 

A six-legged calf has defied the odds by thriving despite a vet's prediction at birth that it wouldn't survive.

 

Seven-week-old Lilli is now a minor celebrity in her native Switzerland after local media were splashed with images of the calf frolicking across a sunny field.

 

Farmer Andreas Knutti from Weissenburg, which is 19 miles (30 kilometres) south of the capital Bern, says he couldn't bring himself to euthanise the animal because she was "so full of life."

 

He told Swiss daily Blick on Thursday that a curve in her spine means Lilli may never become a normal milk cow.

 

But Knutti says if the calf stays healthy she'll still be allowed to join the others when they head for their Alpine pastures this summer.

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It's not just girls who have the break-up makeover! Maroon 5 star Adam Levine shaves head after split from model Anne V

 

Shocking all the same.

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This looks like a must buy

 

A pre-order for the new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge Barbie dolls has sold out in the U.S.

Tagged the 'William and Catherine Royal Wedding Giftset,' they were released on February 14 which meant it took less than two months for eager fans to exhaust the giant toy company’s stock.

The set of Mattel's two plastic figurines, which will be released in stores on April 29 to coincide with the royal couple’s one-year wedding anniversary, costs $100.

 

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If you haven’t gobbled up all your Easter eggs yet then we have just the Bank Holiday breakfast for you: a Creme Egg croissant.

 

Simply wrap a fridge-cold Creme Egg in shop-bought puff pastry, making sure to seal the edges well, and brush the top with raw, beaten egg.

 

Place under a hot grill for six minutes until golden brown and gooey.

 

:yummy:

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If you haven’t gobbled up all your Easter eggs yet then we have just the Bank Holiday breakfast for you: a Creme Egg croissant.

 

Simply wrap a fridge-cold Creme Egg in shop-bought puff pastry, making sure to seal the edges well, and brush the top with raw, beaten egg.

 

Place under a hot grill for six minutes until golden brown and gooey.

 

:yummy:

 

 

Is that a raw beaten Creme Egg? ;)

If only I had the Creme Eggs to try this out.

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If you’re feeling sick from eating your body weight in Easter eggs, relax, because chocolate actually helps you stay in shape.

 

U.S. researchers recently discovered the ingredients in chocolate rev up your metabolism.

 

They also found that chocolate eaters are generally slimmer than those who shun it.

 

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And if that didn't get her enough exposure, she bent over in full view of passersby.

The 28-year-old - known for her relationships with footballers - kept her fans up-to-date with her movements via Twitter.

She tweeted that she needed new clothes 'pronto'.

But did Imogen Thomas really only have see-through clothes that didn't fit left in her wardrobe?

In her battle to stay relevant, and when rain was forecast for London, the Welsh model decided to run errands in a crop top, sheer tights and chunky heels.

 

:lol:

 

Only look if you want to see a large bottom >>

 

 

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