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Sean Connery. Over-emphasise your Scottishness by rolling your Rs and occasionally wearing a kilt and nobody will remember that you haven't lived there for decades.


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I was watching the news the other day when I saw a report about how Muslim extremists had tried to murder a Danish cartoonist who drew depictions of the prophet Mohammed. I thought to myself that with all the injustice in the world, how pathetic it was that people coulsd get so angry over a cartoon. But then I remembered how radge I went when they first introduced that fiking Scrappy Doo into the Scooby Doo show when I was a kid. So maybe they do have a point.


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