2pints-mate 0 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Quote: Kim Jong-il, the North Korean leader known for shunning air travel has six luxurious private trains and 19 stations for his exclusive use, despite eight million of the country's people facing starvation The trains are equipped with conference rooms, bedrooms and high-tech communication facilities, intelligence sources have said. There are also 19 stations across North Korea exclusively for Kim's trains, which have a total of 90 carriages Kim uses the trains when he makes inspection visits to local army units and factories or travels abroad. Analysis by South Korean and US intelligence authorities was obtained by US spy satellites and U-2 reconnaissance planes and the testimonies of North Korean defectors, the South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper said. The traveling comforts of North Korea's ailing Stalinist dictator come as a UN report estimated that at least 8m people are facing dire food shortages as a result of the militaristic regime's "callous" disregard for ordinary citizens. The train is equipped with armour and has conference rooms, reception halls, bedrooms, wall-mounted TVs and modern communications equipment like satellite phones, enabling the leader to get debriefed on major issues and issue orders while traveling. To protect against terror attacks or assassination attempts, Kim's train also travels with two other trains with the first one running ahead of his to check the safety of railway lines while the second one carries security agents and follows behind, the paper said. I suppose he needs them though. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 dear beloved dwarf Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted November 11, 2009 Author Share Posted November 11, 2009 Quote: A LOUD lover who claimed a sex Asbo breached her human rights lost an appeal against the order today. Caroline Cartwright, 48, claims she is unable to stop the shouting and screaming she makes during lovemaking with her husband Steve. After neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise, the Cartwrights were hit with a noise abatement notice. However, when Mrs Cartwright was convicted of breaching the notice, magistrates made her subject of an anti-social behaviour order as well. She appealed against her conviction for breaching the notice and the making of the Asbo, which bans the couple from "shouting, screaming or vocalisation at such a level as to be a statutory nuisance". Jobless Mrs Cartwright used Article 8 of the Human Rights Act to argue she had a right to "respect for her private and family life". She also claimed that she could not help making the loud noise during sex with her husband. The hearing at Newcastle Crown Court heard that the Cartwrights' nightly sex sessions at their home in Concord, Washington, Tyne and Wear, were making their neighbours lives' hell. Link to post Share on other sites
gareth_oau 2 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 mental note! don't have a 'secret' affair with her!!! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 would you even consider that with a 20 stone fatty? Link to post Share on other sites
gareth_oau 2 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Originally Posted By: gareth_oau mental note! don't have a 'secret' affair with her!!! Originally Posted By: thursday would you even consider that with a 20 stone fatty? just saw her pic no longer a mental note - it's quite open that I definitely DON'T want any kind of affair with her!! Link to post Share on other sites
AET 0 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 I really like this smiley dude Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 The reports I read had no pictures. I assumed from the fact they were having such rampant, explosive, LOUD sex that she must be a Penthouse Pet and he some complete sex symbol. Image erased. Replaced with something less attractive. Thanks fella's.(not) Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 Quote: PART-time lesbian FERGIE wasn't aware she had to stop sleeping with girls when she married hubby JOSH DUHAMEL. The BLACK EYED PEAS babe - who's admitted to a steamy past of girl-girl encounters - was convinced same-sex frolics didn't qualify as cheating in a marriage. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Poor Fergie. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 We have new pets. 2 rats ... Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 they will breed like rodents. Get yourself some cats. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Two females we have ... We have a limit to what we can get or other wise we will end up with a farm. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Sexiest man alive (as he has been voted)? Hmmm. Really don't think so somehow. Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Important news of the day for UT: Last night a meteor literally turned the night to day for 5 mins. I was up drinking a beer at 1am and then all of a sudden a huge flash of light hit. I honestly thought we had been nuked and life was over. It was pretty insane. Link to post Share on other sites
foreversnow 5 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Maybe it had something to do with you drinking beer at 1am Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Sounds like fun! As for Johnny Depp. Too grungy, smoky and tattooed for my liking. Certainly charismatic and a good actor though. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 i have never seen the appeal of Johnny Depp...a meteor could strike him down for all I care --- but my best friend LOVES him...I just dont get it... Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 Quote: Dog owner banned from keeping animals after pet Dalmatian balloons to 11 stone on crisps and chocolate At the rate he was eating, he was on the way to being the size of a hundred and one Dalmatians. On a diet of chocolate and crisps, Barney's distinctive spots had swollen into great blotches, and he was carrying so much flab he could barely move. When RSPCA inspectors raided owner John Green's home, the overfed dog tipped the scales at a mammoth 11st, double what he should have weighed. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 crikey - that is MASSIVE! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 what flavour crisps? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Quote: 'Fat for cosmetics' murder suspects arrested in Peru Four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of killing dozens of people in order to sell their fat and tissue for cosmetic uses in Europe. The gang allegedly targeted people on remote roads, luring them with fake job offers before extracting their fat to sell it for $15,000 (£9,000) a litre. Other suspected gang members, including two Italian nationals, remain at large. Police said the gang could be behind the disappearances of up to 60 people in the region. At a news conference in the capital, police showed reporters two bottles containing human body fat and images of one of the alleged victims. One of the alleged killings is reported to have taken place in mid-September, with the person's body tissue removed for sale. Cmdr Angel Toledo told Reuters some of the suspects had "declared and stated how they murdered people with the aim being to extract their fat in rudimentary labs and sell it". Police said they suspect the fat was sold to cosmetics and pharmaceutical companies in Europe, but have not confirmed any such connection. Some of the suspects were carrying bottles of fat when arrested Now that is a lot of money for some fat. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 'tis fight club all over again. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 Originally Posted By: thursday what flavour crisps? good one Link to post Share on other sites
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