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Lift tickets - 40% off for gays (and 40% off for foreigners on Wednesdays)


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!!

 

http://www.manpaku.com/

 

They are obviously doing it for publicity, but there is a small resort in Niigata called Mountain Park Tsunan that is offering some unique discounts this season:

 

Mondays - 40% off for beauticians;

 

Tuesdays - 40% off for doctors;

 

Wednesdays - 40% OFF FOR FOREIGNERS!!!;

 

Thursdays - 40% off for "dealers" (?!);

 

Fridays - 40% off for people who look in a bad mood or hard done by (or whatever 寂しがりやの日 really means??!?!);

 

Saturdays - 40% off for oyaku (adults & children)

 

Sundays - 40% off for New Halfs, Gays and Mizushobai people

 

Sure is unique! lol.gif

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I wonder vwhen I'm buying a ticket:

 

how do I prove I am gay*?

how do I prove I am a new half**?

what kind of dealer do I have to be - drugs?

 

 

 

 

 

 

* not that I am

** not that I am

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Originally posted by Toque:
Other than Friday and Sunday it seems like a great way to go out and meet people

Hot beautician Mondays
Sugar Mamma Tuesdays
Talk English Wednesdays
Get high Thursdays
You forgot get laid on Sundays? Maybe a free BJ?

Saturday should read "Oyako" - like Oyakodon

Lets Mizushobai!! cool.gif lol.gif
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Free BJ from Mr Nagumo, 68 year old farmer in Tsunan.

 

That resort is actually on that road that is blocked with the snow that is on the news now - probably just a few km away.......

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The same resort has a new wacky campaign, starting today, to try and get people to go back to the area. (Remember it's in Tsunan - the town thats on the tv all the time with the blocked road).

 

For every 1mm of snow, 1 yen discount on accomodation. So 1000 yen discount for every meter of snow at the resort.

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