Japan things that crack you up

[Go Native 70]

Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver

Bugger off , you don't have to follow the rules to the letter EVERY BLOODY TIME!!

But they are the rules! And rules are meant to be followed all the bloody time! The whole fabric of Japanese society would soon crumble if they didn't always do what they were told

[grungy-gonads 54]

Yes Tubby, you were actually being rather naughty weren't you.

 

[thursday 1]

Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver

no, there are no people in the theatre, but your ticket has a seat number on it. I then decide that "sod it, no one is here I'll sit here" (sits in nearest seat), then a couple come in and stand next to my seat with disbelief painted all over their coupons....they glance at me then stare at their tickets, I happen to have chosen their seats out of all the free ones in the theatre to sit in. But instead of just doing the easy thing of choosing another seat, of which their are hundreds, they tell me that I am in their seat. Bugger off , you don't have to follow the rules to the letter EVERY BLOODY TIME!!

you **** criminal. If you were in my seats I'd give you a **** good kickin. People choose seats for a purpose, and one of those is to be as far away from bald scots as poss.

Seriously, if people were in my seats, I'd get the **** moved. And I wouldn't mind mouthing them off too. And then giving them a good kickin outside afterwards.

[Tubby Beaver 209]

Originally Posted By: thursday

Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver

no, there are no people in the theatre, but your ticket has a seat number on it. I then decide that "sod it, no one is here I'll sit here" (sits in nearest seat), then a couple come in and stand next to my seat with disbelief painted all over their coupons....they glance at me then stare at their tickets, I happen to have chosen their seats out of all the free ones in the theatre to sit in. But instead of just doing the easy thing of choosing another seat, of which their are hundreds, they tell me that I am in their seat. Bugger off , you don't have to follow the rules to the letter EVERY BLOODY TIME!!

you **** criminal. If you were in my seats I'd give you a **** good kickin. People choose seats for a purpose, and one of those is to be as far away from bald scots as poss.

Seriously, if people were in my seats, I'd get the **** moved. And I wouldn't mind mouthing them off too. And then giving them a good kickin outside afterwards.

seriously, I don't think so Thursday. Nobody picks the seats, they are just given.....and there are a million more pick another one jobsworth. If the theatre is busy, then of course it makes sense to sit in your allocated seat.....If there are 5 people in the theatre, **** off outta my face

[Go Native 70]

I always pick my seats! I'm very particular about where I sit in a cinema.

[thursday 1]

Well there's a seat number on your ticket. And you go sit on that seat number. If there is a vacant one that you prefer, then go ahead. But, if there is a taken one which you prefer, then you are not entitled to it.

 

Here, we pick our own seats, online or at the ticket office. And damn well choose one away from the riff raff.

 

Just last week, it was a huge cinema and an old biddy bought the seat right next to me. It was almost empty 'cept for 4 or 5 people and she went an bought that seat!!! I felt like moving several rows away but thought that woulda made her feel bad, so I just sat there all through the film. It was an excrutiating film too.

[Tubby Beaver 209]

Originally Posted By: thursday

If there is a vacant one that you prefer, then go ahead. But, if there is a taken one which you prefer, then you are not entitled to it.

Its not like I ejected HIM from the seat cos I liked the look of his seat!! The place was empty and I sat in a seat, the movie goes on and them he comes and makes a big deal outta it. Sit in the seat directly in front or behind me if you want, whats the problem? The view is EXACTLY the same, the theatre is empty, sit your arse down and enjoy the movie.

[RobBright 35]

That's the probem TB -the view ISN'T exactly the same.

 

I prefer 2/3rd of the way back from the front, dead centre. I don't like having to look up/down at a film.

[thursday 1]

Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver

Originally Posted By: thursday

If there is a vacant one that you prefer, then go ahead. But, if there is a taken one which you prefer, then you are not entitled to it.

Its not like I ejected HIM from the seat cos I liked the look of his seat!! The place was empty and I sat in a seat, the movie goes on and them he comes and makes a big deal outta it. Sit in the seat directly in front or behind me if you want, whats the problem? The view is EXACTLY the same, the theatre is empty, sit your arse down and enjoy the movie.

ah I see. You have absolutely no sense of social decorum.

[Jynxx 4]

Dramas. F*that TB. I woulda done the same thing and don´t worry about it.

People stuff around with seating in all situation.

[thursday 1]

wow, that's so cool. So you don't give a shit about how other people feel. Maybe you'd get punched and don't know why.

 

Here's a clue: you're a dick.

[Jynxx 4]

At least I got one !

[Tubby Beaver 209]

Originally Posted By: thursday

wow, that's so cool. So you don't give a shit about how other people feel. Maybe you'd get punched and don't know why.

Here's a clue: you're a dick.

Thursday, your one to talk about not thinking about other people!

Maybe the diff is that you get punched and you know its because you're a dick

[Tubby Beaver 209]

Originally Posted By: RobBright

That's the probem TB -the view ISN'T exactly the same.

I prefer 2/3rd of the way back from the front, dead centre. I don't like having to look up/down at a film.

so the seat directly in front or behind is a degree of difference and that is noticeable to you??!!

I don't like being down at the front, I usually sit in a seat as close to just above middle of the theatre, however if someone is sitting there, i don't cry about it, I just sit in another seat

[thursday 1]

WTF you on about?

 

You and the geriatrics are the ones not conforming to the rules of society.

 

I don't get punched. I do the punching.

 

Get with the program or get the **** out.

 

Some mofo sits in my seat and refuses to move will get my punches. c***s

[Tubby Beaver 209]

yeah....sure you do

[thursday 1]

I have a plane ticket, I don't like my seat, I'll go sit on someone elses.

 

Good one, you terrorist.

[Tubby Beaver 209]

so if the plane is empty and you are crammed in between 2 people, you wouldn't get up and go and sprawl in the unused seats?

[thursday 1]

get with the rules.

 

If you're on my seat, I'll sure as hell make sure you won't be.

[Tubby Beaver 209]

[thursday 1]

if you were yawning in my seat, I'll sure as hell make sure you wouldn't be.

[thursday 1]

you conform to what everyone else does or just go Restless Natives.

[Tubby Beaver 209]

Originally Posted By: thursday

if you were yawning in my seat, I'll sure as hell make sure you wouldn't be.

I'd bet you any money you wouldn't

[veronica 2]

The incredibly BAD way they edit and cut movies on normal Japanese tv. The people responsible should be locked up!!

[RobBright 35]

Have you just been watching ghost then?