snowbender 3 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 I have a dilemma and I want to see what the Agony Aunts and Uncles on this here Forum say. The girlfriend. Cute, lovely girl, we have been going out a fair while and know each other well and often stay over with each other - sometimes my place sometimes hers. It's just that..... well, she seems to break wind a lot especially during the night. It is not pleasant. Wakes me up sometimes. And it just doesn't fit in with the "rest of her" if you know what I mean. So. Is this a relationship breaker? It should be a poll. Link to post Share on other sites
sava 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 ummm yuck. try hypnosis? Link to post Share on other sites
spook 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 ha! she's probably posting the same thing about you on another forum at the moment... is it only when she's had a big night on the turps, or is it every night? that's somethin to consider in my books. it's like snoring - i could never be with someone who kept me awake. i'm a right selfish bastard Link to post Share on other sites
sava 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 snowbender: also make sure she stays away from cheese! Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Snowbender, which do you like better, to know she breaks wind after you get married or to know it now? It sounds like that is really a problem for you. But there are a lot more...... many more while you and she has grown in different circunstances. I don't think it's a relationship breaker though? It's up to you. Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 just fart back Link to post Share on other sites
indosnm 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 where is the wind coming from? You might have something to do with it! Link to post Share on other sites
Weegeoff 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Have you tried fitting pipes.Just think of the saving on your heating bill and you would be doing your bit to stop greenhouse gases Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 You need to make sure that she doesn't eat fruit after eating bread, meat, or other complex foods. If she doesn't follow the ancient wisdom of Natural Hygiene, she will continue to putresce and you will not be able to sleep properly. Before it becomes a relationship breaker, you might want to mention it to her, so you can get to the bottom of it, as it were. Link to post Share on other sites
sava 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 O11 (on your pun): Yes, you would not wish for her to catch wind or it before mentioning it to her. Of course, we're just talking hot air. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 sounds like a dutch oven made in heaven Link to post Share on other sites
maoriboy 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Honestly dude it sounds like its really bugging you. Left to fester it could become a major problem. Have a talk with the girl and see what you can come up with. If that doesnt work then perhaps Splitsville is where you should head Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 "Roses really smell like poo-whoo-hoo" Manners are a funny thing. You can have intimate relations with someone but refrain from accusing them of dropping one. I suspect a lot of women out there put up with this kind of thing, so maybe fellas should do the same. Not that I've smelt your lady's farts, of course! Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 I'm with FT Let them rip She has really given you a free window to let the stinky ones out So instead of gently squeezing out that fart while watching a movie push it out with force. Not to hard though. No need to make a mess. If she gets grossed out then you can have a good discussion. Link to post Share on other sites
frannyo 2 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 If she farts, it means she's got balls. I like girls with some balls. Link to post Share on other sites
Thunderpants 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 If that is your biggest problem, you will be ok with her! As times pass in my marriage more and more bad habits are revealed. no one is perfect! ..words from an expert on the subject Link to post Share on other sites
yamayamayama 2 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 On hearing an explosion, cup it, wake her up quickly and let her take it in. That would be a good conversation starter. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Quote: well, she seems to break wind a lot especially during the night. Perhaps you could do your business, then kick here out (or go home depending on where you were). This will help prevent the chance of a smell bomb going off during night time and waking you up. Hence you being able to get more sleep and do better at your work. Etc. Admittedly not too romantic..... Link to post Share on other sites
advantyper 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 its a human thing, we all do it. But if she 's perfect everything else, then its a small price to pay for a perfect mate/wife! My 2 Cent Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 dude, what does this chick eat? boiled cabbage and baked beans? whats the deal? check out her diet and see if you can persaude her to eat less stinky foods. Link to post Share on other sites
nagpants 1 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 My ladyfriend tells me her 'wind' smells of roses. Not too sure about that, but I play along with it.. Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Ditch the Bitch. Breaking wind is a blokes domain. Next she'll be scratching her crotch and trying to navigate. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Bonio 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Would she be offended waking up next to you to find you had a peg on your nose? Link to post Share on other sites
@tokyo 14 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Have a competition. Link to post Share on other sites
echineko 1 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Sometimes I laugh at thing you talk about here. It's very funny. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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