thursday 1 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites
LiquidX 0 Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 I might subscribe myself. 30 quid, just 5000 yen at the moment. Got to be worth that. Link to post Share on other sites
Error404 0 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 More Viz fun -- The greatest length of time a woman has watched a film without asking a stupid plot-related question was achieved on the 28th October 1990, when Mrs. Ethel Brunswick (GB) sat down with her husband to watch 'The Ipcress File'. She watched in silence for a breath-taking 2 mins 40 secs before asking "Is he a goody or a baddie, then, him in the glasses?", revealing a staggering level of ignorance. This broke her own previous record set in 1962 when she sat through 2 mins 38 secs of '633 Squadron' before asking "Is this a war film, is it?" The fewest number of sexual partners had by a woman on an 18-30 holiday is 17, by Miss Tracey Spencer (GB) between August 7th and 14th 1998 on a one week package to San Antonio, Ibiza. Miss Spencer attributed her chaste performance to the fact that she was hospitalised with Crytosporidial diarrhoea for the first 4 days of the holiday and spent the last two days in intensive care following a moped crash. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Never seen those animations before either. Where were they broadcast? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Sid part 3 Link to post Share on other sites
bobby12 0 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Those animations must have come out around 1999 or so if I remember rightly. I remember I hadnt been into viz for years, but I was still in UK at uni, so sometime in late 90s I reckon. Link to post Share on other sites
klingon 10 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Wow they used to sell a million copies of Viz?! Impressive number. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Can't remeber if it was a monthly or a quarterly. Bought several annuals in hardback too. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Wait a minute. Newcastle the City of Culture??? I thought that was Hull. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 10 issues of Viz a year. With some specials/annuals along the way too. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads OK I should really get some work done now. The girl's geordie accent is quite...... sexy Link to post Share on other sites
@tokyo 14 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Give me Irish any day over Geordie Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I like it. I like most accents. German and east European in general have to be near the bottom of the pile. Peter Cook is Roger Mellie. Inspired. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Some good ones from this months Viz. I'll post a selection each time I get a new one: >> Car drivers. Get away with not wearing a seat belt by painting a diagonal black stripe on all your shirts. Ant & Dec. Have some fun by switching names and seeing if anyone notices or cares. Fellas. Don't waste money on expensive pornographic magazines. Simple ask female friends to pose naked whilst you masturbate. A roast sparrow makes an ideal Christmas turkey dinner for a family of mice who wear clothes. I don't know what they could use for crackers though. Harvey Nichols customers. When entering the shop, always have a large wad of cash in your hand so that the doorman and other staff will see that you can afford their stuff and won't look at you as if you're something thats just dropped off a tramps arse. Link to post Share on other sites
iiyamadude 6 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads Fellas. Don't waste money on expensive pornographic magazines. Simple ask female friends to pose naked whilst you masturbate. A monthly update most appreciated! Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 30th anniversary this month. Would love to have the full collection here and work my way through them. Not repetitive in the least I'm sure. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 can't believe those jokes are 30 years old. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Still funny Link to post Share on other sites
spook 0 Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Originally Posted By: iiyamadude Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads Fellas. Don't waste money on expensive pornographic magazines. Simple ask female friends to pose naked whilst you masturbate. A monthly update most appreciated! i second that... Link to post Share on other sites
LiquidX 0 Posted October 17, 2009 Author Share Posted October 17, 2009 nice one gg - don't forget! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Will do. Link to post Share on other sites
seemore 66 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Viz. I still think it's funny. It would be interesting if they did a where are they now issue christmas albumn. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Some of the comic parts are just totally unfunny. Some are inspired. The Top Tips, Letters and sometimes little boxes with funny bits in (see: Lard) are the best. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Very hit and miss isn't it. Agree on some of those comic strips at times they are just so totally unfunny you've got to think they're just taking the piss. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Who can forget the classic Skegness poster? Link to post Share on other sites
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