pie-eater 207 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 In other late, and quite shocking, breaking news Quote: IMOGEN Thomas got bitten on the bum as she horsed around with a new stallion in her life. The Big Brother beauty took the reins to flee the UK for California in the wake of her affair with Ryan Giggs. She is in the States for a horse-riding themed photoshoot - but her attempts ended up being a pain in the ass. Imogen got more than she bargained for during the shoot when the horse came up behind her and sunk his teeth into her backside as she leant over to tie her laces. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Scouse accents and Prince Charles accents. Not too dis-similar. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Originally Posted By: pie-eater That dog is just trying to look ugly. It's a scam! Seems to be working OK, then. Link to post Share on other sites
@tokyo 14 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I like ugly dogs actually. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 There's one in every circus, ain't there! Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 'I didn't rape her ... I've got sexsomnia': Accused man says he can't stop having sex while asleep A man accused of raping a teenage girl told police he was innocent because he could not stop himself from having sex while asleep. Stephen Davies, 43, said he had suffered from sexsomnia for years and a leading sleep consultant told a jury it was probably true. In addition, two of his former partners said they had got used to being groped in the middle of the night by Davies. The following morning Davies, of Pembroke Dock, Pembrokeshire and denies the charges, had no memory of what had happened, a jury heard. Jim Davis, prosecuting, said on September 7, 2009, a 16-year-old college student had been taken ill and during the early hours went to sleep on Davies' bed because his room was cooler. She told Swansea crown court how she went to sleep on her side and woke in the middle of the night to feel Davies having sexual intercourse with her from behind. She alleged he called her a 'horny b***h.' The following day she received text messages from Davies in which he asked if anything had happened. Davies was arrested and told police he woke up with an erection and wondered what the teenager was doing in his bed. Asked if he had had sex with her he replied: 'Not that I know of.' Mr Davis said: 'She was scared and crying. He turned her on her side and had sex with her. The prosecutor added it was significant that Davies appeared to have gone downstairs and boiled a kettle after having sex. According to the complainant, he returned and sexually assaulted her again. Mr Davis said that indicated he was awake and knew what he was doing. However, Davies, who said he always slept naked, said that he was a deep sleeper and that his partners would confirm that sometimes they would have to tell him what he had done during the night. Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Euro-boffins sent a space-station turd hearse to a fiery death over the Pacific Ocean. As well as 1,200kg of ISS waste and.... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/22/adios_kepler/ Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 1, 2011 Author Share Posted July 1, 2011 I see. Morning. Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherLocklearRocks 1 Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 sexsomnia?!? Oh dear. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Quote: Women with size five feet are most attractive to men The formula for a perfect woman's foot is a size five, wearing three inch heels and red toe nail varnish, according to the study. A study discovered men find size five feet, such as those belonging to Loren, Victoria Beckham, Kim Kardashian and Sophia Loren, are the most alluring. Research by foot plaster company Compeed revealed nearly half of men will look at a woman's feet on a first date and a third will make a character judgement based on the state of them. The poll of 2,000 adults found four out of ten women go to extreme lengths to cover their unkempt feet in the summer by hiding them in boots or shoes. Six out of ten women admit to trying to hide their feet from other people because they are self-conscious. Now you know. So don't argue! Link to post Share on other sites
Karnidge 2 Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I just got an email promising lots of pictures of "Humungous bounching boobies". Just a bit worried it might be spam. What do you reckon? Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Or it could be a group of these ... boobies Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 or could be a few of these tits Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 They are small tits though. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 well I was actually going for quality over quantity....they are Great Tits! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 3, 2011 Author Share Posted July 3, 2011 I like small tits. The chirpy kind. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Quality wins every time!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Amen to that. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Quote: Gastric band agony as 25-year-old woman's stomach explodes after she lost 14 stone A young woman who had a gastric band fitted to help her lose weight ended up fighting for her life after it caused her stomach to 'explode.' Samantha Haworth, 25, had the operation when her weight soared to 28 stone, putting her health at risk. For two years her gastric band appeared to be a great success as she steadily shed 14 stone. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 5, 2011 Author Share Posted July 5, 2011 Quote: An overweight ginger man catapulted to top spot in Next's quest to find a top model will be judged by a panel of experts after storming to victory in the online poll. Unconventional-looking wannabe model Roland Bunce romped through the public vote in an online poll by the High Street giant to find a model after his application was hijacked by internet jokers. The 24-year-old's popularity surged after his appearance caught the eye of voters last month, and he has since marched to victory in the poll after beating 5,000 other contestants. The High Street chain had launched the 'Next Model' competition to find a future catwalk star and invited members of the public to vote for their favourite contestant. Now the computer engineer - who notched a massive 66,000 votes to the 89 for the stunning blonde in second place - will compete in the final round of the competition in front of an expert judging panel. Roland is now one of 250 finalists to be whittled down to 50 by the judges for the grand final of the Make Me A Model competition on July 30. An overweight ginger man Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 News of the World last edition on Sunday. How on earth will we get our "news" without that fantastic paper on a Sunday? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Originally Posted By: BagOfCrisps How on earth will we get our "news" without that fantastic paper on a Sunday? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 thank god for the Sunday Sport, cuts through all the bullshit news and gives readers the stories that mean something!! Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts