pie-eater 207 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Shocking stuff. In other breaking news, I see Becks has had a new ChavStamp depicting the name of his new girl. Handy so he can remember how to spell her name. Though I hope he considered that it might be best to have it Stamped on back to front you know like ecnalubmA so he can check said spelling in mirror. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Friend of my parents, 82, is getting married to her toy-boy (79) this weekend! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 Excellent. The randy buggers. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Seriously though great to hear people being as lively as that at that age. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Quote: Pippa Middleton is mistaken for porn star in America. STUNNING Pippa Middleton wowed millions across the globe with her shapely figure at the Royal Wedding — but that hasn't stopped many Americans thinking she's a PORN STAR. A massive two-thirds of people in the States have revealed they haven't got a clue who Pippa, 27, is. Outrageous! Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Paul Daniels injured in Sooty pizza-throwing accident Paul Daniels, the magician, was taken to hospital with head injuries after being hit in the face by a pizza thrown by the puppet Sooty. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Indian man has hysterectomy after doctors find uterus An Indian farmer and father of two had a hysterectomy after doctors discovered a "full female reproductive system" in his lower abdomen. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I saw a documentary about this 13 yr old girl who doctors thought she had ovarian cancer after she complained about pains in her abdomen and they gave her some sort of scan, when they went to operate on them they actually found out that she had calcified testes!! They did a sex test on her and genetically she was male but something developmentally went wrong in the womb and she didn't develop any further as a male. Doctors told her parents they could give her a penis through surgery or she can continue to live as a girl......what a stupid choice!! She's 13!! Can you imagine going into hospital for an operation and waking up to find that you have changed sex!! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Sure it wasn't just a dream TB? Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Originally Posted By: TubbyBeaverinho Can you imagine going into hospital for an operation and waking up to find that you have changed sex!! Hmm, let me think! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I think this is quite important: Katie Holmes' latest film role sees her playing a stepmother living in a haunted house. But when it comes to real-life, the actress admits she's actually terrified of raccoons. Link to post Share on other sites
joshnii 2 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Originally Posted By: pie-eater I think this is quite important: Katie Holmes' latest film role sees her playing a stepmother living in a haunted house. But when it comes to real-life, the actress admits she's actually terrified of raccoons. What?! Link to post Share on other sites
BeerTengoku 35 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Obama Turns 50 Despite Republican Opposition AUGUST 4, 2011 | ISSUE 47•31 WASHINGTON—After months of heated negotiations and failed attempts to achieve any kind of consensus, President Obama turned 50 years old Thursday, drawing strong criticism from Republicans in Congress. "With the host of problems this country is currently facing, the fact that our president is devoting time to the human process of aging is an affront to Americans everywhere," said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, who advocated a provision to keep Obama 49 at least through the fall of 2013. "To move forward unilaterally and simply begin the next year of his life without bipartisan support—is that any way to lead a country?" According to White House officials, Obama attempted to work with Republicans right up until the Aug. 4 deadline, but was ultimately left with no choice except to turn a year older. Link to post Share on other sites
yoroshiku onegai shimasu 2 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites
yoroshiku onegai shimasu 2 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 I just got an email with the subject line: "Penis Enlargement Warning" Warning??! That's a new angle. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 8, 2011 Author Share Posted August 8, 2011 So come on what did the email say inside? Link to post Share on other sites
BeerTengoku 35 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads So come on what did the email say inside? It was a long one for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 According to the mail and mirror, Jenson Button went to the beach with Jessica Michibata. Where's that photo again? :evillgrin: Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Some bloke was dropped by some 2nd league team, only to make a DVD of his #best bits# to give to teams in the north west. He also knocked on Sir Fergies door and Fergie invited him in and took the DVD, and gave him some trials for United. Not good enough for United but Fergie has recommended him to some of his contacts. And Fergie has one or two. A good story. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Can hardly believe the PL starts tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Quote: The makers of Sesame Street say characters Bert and Ernie will not marry in a same-sex ceremony despite an online petition calling for the union. Campaigners say the best friends should marry as a way to encourage tolerance of gay people. Nearly 7,000 have signed the petition, with more than 3,000 joining a Bert and Ernie Get Married Facebook page. A statement from the show's makers said: "They remain puppets and do not have a sexual orientation." But they conceded that the pair are "male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics". The confirmed bachelors have lived together for 40 years and sleep in the same bedroom, albeit in single beds. "Bert and Ernie are best friends," the statement from Sesame Workshop added. "They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. The online petition states: "We are not asking that Sesame Street do anything crude or disrespectful," adding, "It can be done in a tasteful way. Let us teach tolerance of those that are different." Sesame Street was created by TV producer Joan Ganz Cooney and psychologist Lloyd Morrisett in 1969 and gained a huge following, led by the creations of master puppeteer Jim Henson. Beloved characters include Elmo, the Cookie Monster and Big Bird. It is still watched in more than 140 countries and averages 120 million viewers worldwide. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 FFS!! They are P U P P E T S ... Sheesh! Link to post Share on other sites
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grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 FFS, why is shit like this important. Link to post Share on other sites
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