Goosie 0 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 I reckon I would like octopussie rather than just plain old octopus. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 18, 2011 Author Share Posted July 18, 2011 "Orlando Bloom's son Flynn is the spitting image of his famous father" FFS. Tell you what, if one of them was walking down the street, I wouldn't know if it were Flynn or Orlando. Link to post Share on other sites
Goosie 0 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 they look like Legolas Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Doesn't really look like lego does it Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Quote: Nepal has continued to recognise the decades-old measurement of 29,028 feet (8,848 metres). However, there have been other claims recently by China and western climbers. Land Reforms Ministry spokesman Gopal Giri said that the government decided last week during its annual budget speech to take the new measurement. The plans are being put in place this week and the work will entail placing a ruler on the peak that will measure the height using a long piece of string, he said. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Here's a good one Postman stashed more than 31,000 undelivered parcels and letters at his home - because he was too drunk to deliver them A drunkard postman neglected his rounds and hid 31,000 undelivered parcels and letters at his home because he was regularly too trollied to deliver them. Steve Tasker, 43, who would often have a few pints before his usual 6am start, hoarded the 'staggering' collection for three and a half years and kept almost 16,000 mail items in or behind his garden shed, Burnley Crown Court was told. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 A few pints before 6am!! Link to post Share on other sites
Goosie 0 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 and why not. Indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Originally Posted By: big-will Here's a good one Postman stashed more than 31,000 undelivered parcels and letters at his home - because he was too drunk to deliver them A drunkard postman neglected his rounds and hid 31,000 undelivered parcels and letters at his home because he was regularly too trollied to deliver them. Steve Tasker, 43, who would often have a few pints before his usual 6am start, hoarded the 'staggering' collection for three and a half years and kept almost 16,000 mail items in or behind his garden shed, Burnley Crown Court was told. So thats where some of my stuff that never turned up is! I can't imagine drinking a few pints before 6am, before work That's a serious problem Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Breaking news Quote: Mila Kunis has revealed she used a body double during her sex scenes in Friends With Benefits. The 27-year-old was prepared to show 'side-boob' in the romantic comedy with Justin Timberlake, but stopped short of revealing her naked behind. All very interesting. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 but was very happy to go down on Natalie Portman in The Black Swan.....good decision Mila!! Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 'Britney used drugs, broke wind, picked her nose and didn't shower'. More claims by the former bodyguard suing Spears. Link to post Share on other sites
BeerTengoku 35 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Last space shuttle landing: Weird, seeing this one land actually made me well up. Seems strange that this stage of "space exploration" is over... Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 but at USD500Mill PER LAUNCH, they were getting a bit hard to justify in the current economic climate in US. Mind you, the next generation will be a tiny bit expensive to operate. Link to post Share on other sites
pickled mushhead 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Just a bit hard. Wasn't the hardware getting pretty worn out as well? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 24, 2011 Author Share Posted July 24, 2011 Bloody important late breaking news: Quote: US actor Alec Baldwin tweets: Amy Winehouse. How sad. Cheers for that Alec, glad you shared. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 I wish he'd had gone on and told us what he had for breakfast as well. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 BTW, I had toast, frosties, coffee and orange juice. Link to post Share on other sites
gnarly-dude 1 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 I didn't have any. Just how gnarly is that then!? Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Quote: British holidaymakers have been warned to be on their guard against a thick blanket of slimy 'killer seaweed' suffocating the beaches of northern France. The alert comes after the carcasses of 31 wild boars were found on one beach on the Brittany coast. All are thought to have been killed by toxic gas – as dangerous as cyanide – released by the seaweed as it rots. Is Fukushima behind this outrage? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Originally Posted By: BagOfCrisps Quote: British holidaymakers have been warned to be on their guard against a thick blanket of slimy 'killer seaweed' suffocating the beaches of northern France. The alert comes after the carcasses of 31 wild boars were found on one beach on the Brittany coast. All are thought to have been killed by toxic gas – as dangerous as cyanide – released by the seaweed as it rots. Is Fukushima behind this outrage? Keep an eye out for anyone doing very humble bows.....them bastards will be the culprits (but they are VERY sorry) Link to post Share on other sites
A lawyer 0 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Although of late, they don't seem to have been doing as many. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 They really should be doing more. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Latest: Splat! Ryan Giggs's ex Imogen Thomas pelted with a water bomb as she meets some Hunks In Trunks in Great Yarmouth Link to post Share on other sites
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