pie-eater 207 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 They must have fun making it all up hey? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I reckon they must have to employ top fiction novelists, some of the stories that go in that paper are fantabulous beyond the normal imagination! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Bit of a shocked with the NOTW going puffff. The Sun will be making it's way to Sunday though you'd think. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Originally Posted By: BagOfCrisps Bit of a shocked with the NOTW going puffff. The Sun will be making it's way to Sunday though you'd think. yeah, I bet its gonna be like a breath of fresh air! Link to post Share on other sites
oblivion 5 Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 How exciting. They are pretty much the same anyway arent they? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Originally Posted By: oblivion How exciting. They are pretty much the same anyway arent they? I refer you to my quote.... Quote: yeah, I bet its gonna be like a breath of fresh air! Link to post Share on other sites
oblivion 5 Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Didnt read it like that. Link to post Share on other sites
griller 9 Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Quote: Sex gives worms the power to fight off parasites, report researchers this week in the journal Science. Worms forced to reproduce asexually succumbed to a nasty bacterial infection and died. The researchers say the results are the most convincing evidence to date for a key theory in evolutionary biology. The theory holds that sex evolved because it lets organisms reshuffle their genes into new combinations to stay a step ahead of parasites. Sex has long troubled evolutionary biologists. It has troubled me from time to time. Usually when I'm not getting some. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Breaking news this morning: Quote: A 43-year old woman died after suffering a massive allergic reaction brought on after she had sex with a dog in Limerick. The woman, a mother of four children, suffered the reaction to the dog’s semen after willingly engaging in sex acts with the Alsatian dog in a house in the Patrickswell area of the county. The woman passed away in October 2008, shortly after intercourse with the dog, and after a three-year investigation it was confirmed that her death occurred due to an adverse reaction suffered after having sex with the animal. An ambulance was called to an address in Patickswell at approximately 7.30pm on the night that she died and rushed the woman to the Mid-Western Hospital, where she passed away shortly after 8pm. A source told The Star last night that the unfortunate woman involved came in contact with a man who provided the dog on an internet chatroom. “Both these people would have been visiting bestiality websites and at some stage it appears they agreed to meet up for sex,†the source said. “The Alsatian then entered the picture and it appears that intercourse took place between the lady in question and the dog on the night that she died.†The source confirmed that Gardai who had examined the scene seized an Alsation dog that has been kept in quarantine ever since. Disturbingly, the source added that the dog “appeared to have been groomed†to have sex with women. “This was a particularly bizarre and upsetting course,†said the source. “It genuinely was a shocker...you think you’ve seen it all but then something like this comes along and you’re left scratching your head all over again.†-------------- Quote: A MAN HAS appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four, who died from an adverse allergic reaction to the intercourse. The Irish Sun reports that Sean McDonnell, 57, is charged with buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861 – and is believed to be the first person in Ireland to be charged under the legislation. The Irish Daily Star adds that McDonnell and the deceased woman had discussed the arrangement on a bestiality internet chat room, and that Gardaà are satisfied that the intercourse was consensual. The Alsatian dog has been kept in quarantine ever since the incident of 7 October, 2008, Patrick O’Connell wrote. The woman fell ill at around 7:30pm that evening and was rushed to Mid-Western Regional Hospital where she died at around 8pm. Tests showed she had died of anaphylaxis, a severe allergic reaction similar to that prompted by peanut allergies. The Sun’s Barry Moran said McDonnell could face a life sentence in prison if found guilty. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 There are some very strange people in the world! Link to post Share on other sites
griller 9 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Snails are able to survive intact after being eaten by birds, according to scientists. Japanese white-eyes on the island of Hahajima, Japan feast on tiny land snails. Researchers found that 15% of the snails eaten survived digestion and were found alive in the birds' droppings. This evidence suggests that bird predation could be a key factor in how snail populations spread. Link to post Share on other sites
LiquidX 0 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Uggh, nasty! Coming out in the poo. Link to post Share on other sites
Metabo Oyaji 71 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Better than not coming back out, I supppose... Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Wonder how much the French would pay for those snails? Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Wow, there's been some boob inflation since 1996! 40DD wouldn't sell newspapers these days! Link to post Share on other sites
iiyamadude 6 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Going back to the original post, I wonder what Chris would say Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads I was just surfing about and for some knucklehead reason I came across the Sun and this "news": Quote: COLDPLAY star CHRIS MARTIN has revealed he used to worry he might be gay � until he realised he loved BOOBS. Chris, married to Hollywood beauty GWYNETH PALTROW, fretted about his sexuality in his teens because a strict Christian upbringing made him think sex was wrong. The 31-year-old told Rolling Stone magazine "I grew up with was, if you even think about boobs, you�re going to hell. It was drilled in � they�re wrong. But let�s face it, they�re fantastic." I mean come on. As right as he may well be, why do they print this and who actually reads it. (Apart from, er, me, this morning). Perhaps we could post other important news stories as they break. Link to post Share on other sites
oo 1 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Paul The Octopus II has predicted that Japan women will lose their world cup game tonight. Top news on NHK. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 thats only cos he knows if he's wrong, and they win, then he'll likely be chopped up and consumed still wriggling Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 14, 2011 Author Share Posted July 14, 2011 He was wrong. Silly octopus. I am beginning to think he's just making it all up. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads Silly octopus. too many words, gg! Link to post Share on other sites
Goosie 0 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 octopussie Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Sorry?? My point was that silly and octopus were almost synonyms (words with the same meaning!) Link to post Share on other sites
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