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When I was looking for an apartment, I realized 76000yen was the boundary rent between Japanese and Western toilets in my area. I can't believe Japanese style toilet still exists in Tokyo!

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Originally posted by slow:
76000yen .... rent
sweet jesus, is it possible to pay so little in Tokyo? Or is that per week?

I have two fine western toilets in my place. I have taken a few pees in a J toilet, but that is the end of it. If I can help it I will never use one for more meaningful business. Sorry, no way.
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Excuse me, but there is no such thing as 'Western style toilets' and 'Japanese style toilets'.

 

There are 'English toilets' and there are holes in the ground. The distinction might also be framed 'civilized toilets' and 'poor, uncivilized, benighted, backwards toilets for peasants'. For those who have never been to Europe, I can assure you that for all their pretense of sophistication, the French and Italians, although 'Western', have traditionally squatted down over a filthy hole in the ground. Their aim is as poor as that of the Japanese, and as often as not they shit on the floor.

 

Whenever I see 和式 on the bog door, I have to laugh at the provincialism of the Japanese. Try searching in Google images for 'French toilet', 'Italian toilet', 'Indian toilet' etc. and see if you can spot any similarities.

 

It's one thing to wipe a few traces of shit and the odd pubic hair of an 'English style' public toilet seat - it's an altogether different thing trying to nudge sloppy turds into the trough with a paper-wrapped shoe so that you don't end up with somebody else's crap all over your own trousers.

 

Really...

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I've to both France and Italy and had the most pleasant shits in western style toilets i'll have you know.

 

As for the japanese style, if they've got a ledge, i just sit on 'em backwards ;\) !!! first time i went, had to take mi shoes, pants and grots off confused.gif . can't be doin' no squattin'!!!

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Whats with the "platform" bit on those dunnys - do the Japanese like to admire their arses' handywork before flushing? Get that nasty grogan under the water & kill its stench el pronto I say!

 

...& I never worked out how to stand over those things without nearly falling in... you sure as hell dont want to touch the skanky floor to steady yourself! eek.gif

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I know exactly what is meant by traditional Japanese toilets and they were very common in Hong Kong when I was young especially for public toilets. However, they are being slowly phased out and can only be seen in fairly old establishments. We refer to them in Chinese as "squat toilets".

Personally, though, my experience with Japan has led me to associate "Japanese toilets" with the cyber toilets I always find in the hotel rooms. My gf loves them and insists we should get one for my home. I still find it hard to get used to their heated toilet seats and this always leads to the argument: "Why can't you switch it OFF after you have used it?" to be countered by: "Why can't YOU switch it on after you have used it?".

I have never ventured to try out their automated cleaning abilities but I do like their automated exhaust fan which senses each new lump entering the bowl and switches on for a short while together with a small stream of fresh water to keep the odours down. Incredible!

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some good comments there Snow Making Markie. i too have also wondered about those special seats. now the heated ones are fabulous and should be highly recomended. however, i dont have the courage to venture further into the realms of pushing the buttons on the computer pad. im afraid that somat might jump out and grab mi arse!!!

 

scary stuff.

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Personally, and I know I`m not alone in this, I often use toilet time for relaxing contemplative retreats from the rest of humanity.

 

Frantic searches for something to hold to keep your balance, the burning thighs from squatting and the delicate operation of reclothing yourself without mishap is not conducive to a relaxing, revitalising break from the world.

 

I like English toilets.

 

Preferably a Twyfords one, manufactured in the Potteries, home of the worlds earthernware industry. \:\)

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Well I'm one who never passes the the chance these days to press the buttons when I find myself occupying a computa-throne.

Was always hesitant in the past, not because I couldn't understand the functions, but....er....well it just didn't seem ..er..manly(small m) squirting warm water up the date, followed by the softer shower and finished off with a blast of warm air.

But hey, times change and now it's a treat I look forward to after the bomb drops and I'm in smily mode.

Definitely breaks the "anal retentive" cycle.

Here's to buttons. clap.gif

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Before a frightening Japanese style.

 

Now? A new multi-button Western thing. It's brilliant.

 

But - does ANYONE use the bottom splasher thing to clean their bottom??? lol.gif

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