grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 27, 2009 Author Share Posted June 27, 2009 Yes she was cool. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 The mail: DES KELLY: Breaking news - British tennis is absolutely useless 27/06/09 is that news?? Link to post Share on other sites
Error404 0 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 A family who tried to lure back a lost dog by leaving a trail of their urine on streets near their home have been criticised by the city council. The Baltesz family, of Clifton, Bristol, lost their 10-year-old pet labrador Simon on the night of 4 July. When Simon failed to return, the family chose their unorthodox method. A Bristol City Council spokeswoman said: "We would not consider this to be a good idea from an environmental health point of view." Louise Baltesz, 43, said the whole family had been "chipping in" to help lay down the scent trail. She said she was aware of criticism aimed at the family, but they were willing to do anything to get Simon back. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 GROSS!!! Well...far more important news than that is.. ONE MORE SLEEP before I head for snowier climes for a short while. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 have a fun time! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Oh dear. Songstress Christina Aguilera hit her hand while playing the Nintendo Wii. It gets worse. She apparently bruised herself. The horror. Showbiz Spy brings us this tragic, tragic story: "Christina loves her Wii as a fun way to do a little work out," a source said. "Now she's a mother, it's perfect for her. On this one occasion she and Joel were in the middle of a particularly heated game of tennis and Christina came off a little worse for wear in a run-in with a table lamp. She has a bruised hand but is more upset that she lost the game!" Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Dunno. She's hot So hope she recovers to be more hot. Poor girl. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Aguilera hot? She was at the beginning before she turned into Miss Trollop. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Here's a bit story from the mail today: Back in 1977 he was effortlessly strutting his stuff on the dancefloor. But John Travolta might find it a little harder these days to replicate the disco moves he made famous in the film Saturday Night Fever. And there's certainly no chance of him fitting into that famous white suit. The 55-year-old actor looked almost unrecognisable during a rare outing in Miami this week. Sporting a black baseball cap, handlebar moustache and a baggy black shirt, the once-athletic Grease star looked decidedly portly. > So, now you know. What must it be like having people taking pics of you everywhere and anywhere. Would hate it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 American news anchorman Walter Cronkite passed away. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 19, 2009 Author Share Posted July 19, 2009 That Travolta story is much more important. After all, it's our right to know that he's getting podgy. Didn't he recently lose his son? I wish people including myself would not read that offensive shite, and the Mail would go out of business. Unfortunately as "offended" as many people are on reading it, they still do. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 "Photographically Stalking" that's what it really is. In the name of journalism. Is there any thing as a right to know? It sounds like the "instantly gratified culture" of today yeah, they are shite papers and it's part of what we call culture. wish they will leave him alone. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 a bit laden with pies in Pulp Fiction too. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I've been doing yoga without realizing it Yoga or Drunk? Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Just have another beer, thursday. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Phwoar A binge drinker, aged 14, has been given an Asbo banning her from drinking alcohol in public. Schoolgirl Catherine Emery has been arrested more than 20 times for drunken behaviour, which saw her drink up to 12 cans of lager such as Carling and Stella Artois each night. Catherine was the leader of a girl gang who teamed up with friends for drinking sessions most nights, meeting in supermarket car parks to drink cans of lager. Posing with some beer: In one week she drank 143 units or 80 drinks - 10 times the recommended limit for an adult female - and led to her causing chaos in her hometown of Wetherby, West Yorkshire. Link to post Share on other sites
klingon 10 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 If it wasn't so sad, I would laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Definitely wouldn't want to be around when the "chaos" ensued! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 wow, she drinks more than me!! Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 She could probably eat you too. No. Not like that. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 well, deffo not like that. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 ^ ^ Back on topic: That is just OUT OF CONTROL. She seems quite proud of herself sitting there on the messy stairs boasting about her ability to drink until she reeks 'choas' on the community. I'd be ashamed. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 BTW....whats an Asbo? And why doesnt she put down that beer and do some housework! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Anti Social Behaviour Order Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Thanks Thursday. LOL...had a look around and guess what else I found.... Originally Posted By: wikigod Less conventional uses of ASBOs, as listed by a report to the Home Office to illustrate the difficulties with ASBOs, include: Two teenage boys from east Manchester forbidden to wear one golf glove, as it was a symbol of membership of a particular gang.[28] A 17-year-old forbidden to use the word "grass" as a term of abuse in order to threaten people.[28] A 15-year-old forbidden to play football in his street.[28] An 18-year-old male was banned from congregating with more than three youths, and subsequently arrested when he entered a very popular youth club (The subject scheduled for that day was how to deal with anti-social behaviour).[28] The first farmer to be given an ASBO was instructed to keep his geese and pigs from damaging his neighbour's property.[28] The oldest recipient of an ASBO, an 87-year-old man who was abusive to his neighbours.[28] The youngest person to be threatened with an ASBO, a two-year-old boy accused of kicking a football at windows over a fence 7 feet (2 m) high and verbally abusing residents when asked to stop. This, however, turned out to be a police error.[29] Caroline Cartwright, of Washington, Wearside, forbidden to make excessive noise during sex anywhere in England.[30] bwahahhahahaah World Gone Mad. Link to post Share on other sites
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