scoobydoo 0 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 This man has a good name for starters! Mr Gersh Kuntzman! ( http://www.msnbc.com/news/912691.asp?0cv=KB20 ) Link to post Share on other sites
slimeypete 0 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Scoobydoo sounds like a dogs name to me Link to post Share on other sites
MistaSparkle 0 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Man with the least fortunate name: The Ex-Chicago Bear Dick Butkus. (pronounced "butt-kiss") Link to post Share on other sites
Bowler 0 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 I once knew a man called Craig Craig and then there's the dude who was the actor in 'The Equalizer' called Edward Woodward (British people might know this one). Thats kinda funny. However, theres a JET in Saitama-ken called, wait for it,...Brenda Mix. If you say it with some kind of Japanese connotation it comes out like a rather useful kitchen appliance. I just love this one! Makes me giggle. Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 I posted this not to long ago but can't remember where. Anyway, this guys name is Wessel Wessels. Link to post Share on other sites
nekobi 0 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 there was a guy at my high school named reed story. and a friend from college named grant morehead. ouch- it's not even softened with 2 Os in more. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Saw a guy in a paper that worked at a tire factory. his photo was there as he was a factory worker under threat of some industrial action or another. His name was Randy Kuntz. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Maybe Randy Kuntz could do something for Drew Peacock... Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Chinese couple name their baby son Saddam SARS May 13 2003 A couple in China have named their baby son Saddam SARS to mark the two important events taking place at the time of his birth, a news report said today. The boy was born on March 20, the day the Iraq war broke out and at a time when alarm over the SARS outbreak was spreading across China. His parents, from Hubei, have named the boy Saddam Deng SARS, the South China Morning Post reported. Deng is the parent's family name. Link to post Share on other sites
Antonio 0 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Of course there was the Honorable Dick Face, member of the lower house in NSW for 20 odd years and representative for where i grew up. Link to post Share on other sites
zwelgen 0 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 There was a scabby guy that used to work on some of the boats I used to crew. Typical builders crack, hairy back guy buy the name of Mike Hunt. Say it fast and you get My **** Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by zwelgen: Say it fast and you get My **** Yeah!! best dirty play on words for a long time. You are a legend Zwelly. Link to post Share on other sites
window-cleaner 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Honorable Dick Face Link to post Share on other sites
enderzero 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Zwelgen - so what do we get of yours if we say it fast?? Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Nice one Zwelly. It looks like such a normal name as well! Love it. Calling a kid Saddam SARS is just wrong. Why wold you want to be reminded of two horrible events everytime you hear your name or when you call your child to the dinner table?! If you want to name your child after something, why not make it a happy event? Or something significant - like Indosnm and his missus have just done. Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Dude in my home town, works for the at the power company has the name Wayne Kerr, say that one fast! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Kamo, if we say it fast do we get your d**k. You have to match zwellys kind offer. Link to post Share on other sites
kintaro 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 There was an auctioneer in my home town who advertised extensively. His name was Dick Long. Of course, in the phone book he was "Long Dick." Word has it kids loved to prank call his house. Link to post Share on other sites
zwelgen 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by enderzero: Zwelgen - so what do we get of yours if we say it fast?? Depends how good looking you are Link to post Share on other sites
danz 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 I had a friend in my youth named 'Be A. Ware'... I kid you not...his middle name was just the letter 'A'... I thought it was a joke when I was a kid, wasn't there an old school wwf wrestler named that?? anyway, when I was in Uni, I was flipping through my year book, only to see the name Be A. Ware in there...the kid went to my uni too, and sure enough, that IS his real name... danz Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Another unfortunate family name is "Grogan" sounds normal enough but in NZ at least grogan is slang, for "chocolate log" "turd" "poo" or whatever you feel inclined to name it Link to post Share on other sites
powwwers 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 My dentist in Oz. is a scottish guy by tha name of ...wait for it... Philip McCafferty....(maybe) i`l neva forget a current affairs program when they did a story about great white sharks. at the end o` tha story, they came back to tha studio, and the presenter said, "(insert name here), one of our last SHAR KhUNTERS" then realising what she`d said, "we`ll be right back after this break" ya could almost see her face turn red. crassic! Link to post Share on other sites
woywoy 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 My sister's boyfriend's surname is ACOCK! Link to post Share on other sites
sunrise 0 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Lipschitz. Some kid in primary school found the name in the Sydney phone book.... Link to post Share on other sites
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