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Another ridiculous waste of time and something to laugh at. Now you can at last find out about your life

 

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Dessert Test

 

No cheating! Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.

 

If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you right now,

which one would you choose? (Sorry, you can only pick one!)

 

1. Angel Food

2. Brownies

3. Lemon Meringue

4. Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing

5. Strawberry Shortcake

6. Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing

7. Ice Cream

8. Carrot Cake

 

No! You can't change your mind once you scroll down.

So think carefully! What will your choice be?

 

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OK! Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says about you!

 

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1. Angel Food:

Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

 

2. Brownies:

You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

 

3. Lemon Meringue:

Smooth, sexy and articulate with your hands. You are an excellent after dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a "diva" at times, but you have many friends.

 

4. Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing:

Fun loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation.

Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

 

5. Strawberry Shortcake:

Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. You can be overly emotional and annoying at times.

 

6. Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing:

Sexy, always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life.

 

7. Ice Cream:

You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give you the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

 

8. Carrot Cake:

You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.

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"You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal."

 

>>>a slayer of dragons?! eek.gif

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3. Lemon Meringue:
Smooth, sexy and articulate with your hands. You are an excellent after dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a "diva" at times, but you have many friends.
Ah yes. Me down to a big letter T
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"You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal."

 

Oh yes, thats me.

What a load of bollocks. lol.gif

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"articulate with your hands"

 

lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif mad.gif

 

Does that mean "dexterous", or you know sign language...?

 

Although I like lemon meringue pie the best, my after dinner speaking led me to being branded as "a disgrace to the British Army" by my commanding officer. Is that a sign of excellence I wonder.

 

And where is the dessert that suggests that you are a sociopath who enjoys nothing better than glassing someone? That would probably be caramel orange with brandy and cream.

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