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Wow that is big.   Who gets to eat it?

eet's mine juu mether fackers....!!!

OH NOOO!!!! We all need to get our Muslamic ray guns!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU

Swiss court orders Dmitry Rybolovlev, owner of French football club AS Monaco, to pay 4,020,555,987 Swiss francs and 20 centimes, or £2,681,297,538 and 78 pence, to his ex-wife Elena
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The train due on platform one will not be arriving for the foreseeable future – because it is too big.

France's national railway operator SNCF has ordered 2,000 new trains that are too large for many of the stations they are due to serve.

The train operator has admitted failing to verify measurements it was given by the rail operator before ordering its new rolling stock.

The costly mistake has sparked an urgent €50m operation to modify 1,300 platforms on the regional network. SNCF has admitted that one in six regional train stations is affected. In the worst cases it has discovered two trains can no longer pass each other on adjacent lines.

 

:doh:

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Ant groups 'more efficient than Google' in processing data, new study finds

 

The dedication and stamina of the worker ant, toiling through the summer months and preparing for winter, were celebrated in Aesop’s Fables – in contrast to the lazy, singing grasshopper, unready for the hardships ahead.

Now research shows that ants don’t just flourish because they work hard and will slavishly sacrifice themselves for the collective. Their success is also due to their group ability to process information “far more efficiently than Google” in the daily search for food, according to scientists.

 

Jolly interesting.

Today I'm going to do ask some ants about Shakey and indeed the latest on the worrying AKB knife attack. Let's see what they come up with and compare directly with Google on same said searches.

 

 

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A German newspaper has risked a royal upset by publishing a photograph of the Duchess of Cambridge’s bare bottom.

 

The picture was taken during Kate’s recent tour of Australia when a gust of wind briefly caught her dress – and her flimsy underwear did not offer much protection.

 

Now tabloid newspaper Bild am Sonntag has published the image beneath a series of tasteless headlines.

 

Naughty Germans.

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Pork in your chocolate anyone?

 

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Muslim groups have declared jihad on Cadbury after two of its products sold in predominately Islamic Malaysia were found to contain traces of pork.

 

The discovery was made during a periodic check for non-halal ingredients in food products by the country’s health ministry, which confirmed the presence of porcine DNA in bars of Cadbury Dairy Milk Hazelnut and Cadbury Dairy Milk Roast Almond.

 

Cadbury Malaysia, like most food makers in the country where Muslims make up more than 60 per cent of the population, has all of its products certified halal to conform with Islam’s dietary restrictions, one of which is a prohibition on pork.

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