Alexander L 80 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 those crab legs must've been delish. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 For those who haven't heard, New Zealand just passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned." We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before! Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 For those who haven't heard, New Zealand just passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned." We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before! that's freaking hilarious!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 it's 4th of July. Happy freedom from colonialism day Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Joey Chestnut eats 69 hot dogs, sets new world record How will he celebrate his seventh straight championship? “Relax and definitely go to sleep.” By – July 4, 2013 at 1:24pm EDT (Getty Images) What’s more American than competing in a hot dog eating contest on the Fourth of July? To over 40,000 people on Coney Island this afternoon, nothing. On the corner of Surf and Stillwell Avenues, they witnessed Joey Chestnut of San Jose, Calif. inhale a record 69 hot dogs in 10 minutes, which won him his seventh straight Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest championship. He didn’t do it without the help of his girlfriend Neslie, who stood in front of him and yelled at him to eat more. On the women’s side, Sonya Thomas, who weighs only 100 lbs. and is known as the “Black Widow” of competitive eating, downed almost 37 franks for the win. Link to post Share on other sites
DumbStick 13 Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Such a talent! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Far more talent than I have in the hot dog eating department, that's for sure! I'm unable to finish a single one without feeling like I've eaten something rancid/poisonous. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Ah!! That's the sauerkraut Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 JA, Sauerkraut? - no, he's a sweet Australian Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 no no, saukraut is quite sour. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I prefer hot dogs Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 how many Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Quite a phew Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Australian Personal Ad If this guy is not in advertising then he should be. What great copy!!! Wanted A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal- king without getting too serious. Interested? Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5; still interested? Call me at...... 8250-0327 Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Maplin to sell first 3D printer for use in the home Hi-De-Hi! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Sounds good. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 A Brazilian man has died after a 1.5 tonne cow crashed through his roof as he slept in bed with his wife. Joao Maria de Souza, 45, was killed by the animal, which narrowly missed his wife, as he slept at his home in the town of Caratinga on Wednesday. A police officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the animal, which was grazing on a hill behind the small house, stepped onto the thin corrugated asbestos roof causing it to immediately give way. The officer said Souza died of internal bleeding at a nearby hospital. According to local media reports Mr Souza was conscious after the incident but had to wait too long to be seen by doctors - a claim subsequently denied by the hospital. Press reports have also claimed this is the third such incident in the region in just three years - in both previous incident there were no casualties. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 A 23-year-old Australian woman was gored in the chest on the final day of Spain's San Fermin week-long bull-running festival, where bulls chase people down the cobbled streets of Pamplona. The woman, who was only identified by her initials J.E, was taken to hospital for surgery and was in a "very serious" condition, local authorities said. She suffered several fractured ribs and damage to her right lung, according to a medical report released by authorities. Four more people injured in Sunday's bull run were taken to hospital but it was too soon to say how serious their injuries were, officials said. well, derr! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Poor bulls get really panicked. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I think there may be a Darwin award in there somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Only of the injuries are effective in extinguishing life. Else, just another idiot pretending to be "clever". Link to post Share on other sites
fukdane 2 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Jobless couple who claim £27,000 a year benefits want a new council house because they've had SIX children 'by accident' while living in a one-bedroom flat Maggie Flisher and husband Gavin have not worked since first baby in 2005 Mrs Flisher says she is 'super-fertile' - which makes contraception fail She says she has begged her doctor for sterilisation but is too young They say the council has ignored their demands for a new home for 8 years Link to post Share on other sites
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