pie-eater 207 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 You need to put more preparation in next week stemik. Pies would be a good subject. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Originally Posted By: Mamabear Originally Posted By: ger How about a swine flu theme? 2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia 2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing 2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe. Has any one else noticed? It gets worse........ Next year...... 2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong? (OK OK - so they are not really the right Chinese years - but I thought it was funny when it was sent to me accurate or not...after all since when do we let fact interfere with a good story LOL) Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I'm gonna be extra careful in 2010 then. Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 heather locklear and swine fever Heather Locklear goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it and that she might have swine fever "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken." Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 LOL! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 nice one stemik Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherLocklearRocks 1 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Poor Heather! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Oh dear too late for a request? Barcelona vs Manchester United. or simply Ronaldo. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Sorry not very good but in the absence of stemiks inspiration: A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and they sit down on two stools at the front and the guy says to the barman " two beers please barman", the barman pours them two beers and the giraffe grabs his and drinks it down in one go and then the guy follows suit. The guy then says again "another two beers please barman" and the barman pours two more beers and once again the giraffe sculls his down and the guy does likewise. This goes on for a fair while with the giraffe and the guy sculling beer after beer after beer. The two have had about 17 beers each and then the guy looks over at the giraffe who is starting to wobble on his stool......his wobbling gets worse and worse and eventually he just passes out and falls backwards off the stool onto the floor......the guy looks at him and then gets up off his stool and starts walking out of the bar. The barman then yells at the guy as he is leaving "HEY!...you can't leave that lyin' there" and the guy looks at the giraffe and then replies "that's not a lion that's a giraffe" and walks out. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 that's awful Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Arrrrrrrggghhhh! Link to post Share on other sites
minus 1 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 We need stemik to take the reigns once more Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Yes. Definitely. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I'll have a pop if stemik is still sleeping on Friday. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 what theme would that be? Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 yes BofC......take over this Friday, im down in Tokyo shopping, eating and drinking Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Pressure's on! Have fun in Toyo stemik. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 deadline for theme request today. And this week, it should not be limited to 1 joke. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Well with stemik shirking his responsibilities and me having a very late night I will need to post my joke when I get up after some sleep. Please wait it will surely be worth it. Over and out. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 no....... it's Friday. Get your lazy bum in gear. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 wakey wakey Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I heard the Black Eyed Peas were going their seperate ways. So that means they are probably the split peas. Marks out of 10 please: Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Crikey, is there no "0" option!??" Link to post Share on other sites
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