Yuki's Passion 1 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 1.. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. 2.. Man who run in front of car get tired. 3.. Man who run behind car get exhausted. 4.. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. 5.. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. 6.. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. 7.. Man with one chopstick go hungry. 8.. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. 9.. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. 10.. Baseball is wong: man with four balls cannot walk. 11.. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. 12.. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. 13.. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. 14.. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. 15.. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. 16.. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. 17.. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. 18.. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. 19.. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. 20.. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. 21.. Crowded elevator smell different to midget I know these are old but they still make me laugh Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 A fly and a flea take the same route home after work every day. The flea finishes work first and the fly a little later but the fly travels faster than the flea. What time is it when the fly overtakes the flea every day? Fly past flea. Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 As for proverb no.5, Yama, now I know why I have failed to impress sunrise with my grand piano. I know what to show her next time. Link to post Share on other sites
sakebomb 0 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Quote: 8.. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. I'll keep that in mind! Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted February 17, 2005 Author Share Posted February 17, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by Markie: As for proverb no.5, Yama, now I know why I have failed to impress sunrise with my grand piano. I know what to show her next time. Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 A lot about men, few about women Link to post Share on other sites
sunrise 0 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 *** the organ, I want the grand piano. Organs are a dime a dozen, sometimes good sometimes lousy Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 D**n, she took one look at my organ and decided she preferred the grand piano. That's one Chinese proverb down the drain....together with all my high hopes! Link to post Share on other sites
kjj 0 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 all so and true at the same time!!! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 I don't understand number 21. Link to post Share on other sites
Sven 0 Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by grungy-gonads: I don't understand number 21. Think where a midget's nose will be when the elevator is crowded... Link to post Share on other sites
sanjo 2 Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Thats nasty. Are these real? Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Off course these are real! Sadly, even the part about sunrise choosing the grand piano instead of my upright organ. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted February 23, 2005 Author Share Posted February 23, 2005 Markie, I dont think Sunrise didnt hook up with you cuz of your organ; I thought it was cuz all that white powder on the table Sniffin sugar really does get people high FYI - Markie certainly doesnt do any drugs; hes already naturally crazy!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 What so sunrise does? by the way, where is the gaping creek? Link to post Share on other sites
sunrise 0 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by veronica: by the way, where is the gaping creek? hahahahahahaha somewhere in the backhills of Tsugaike Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted February 23, 2005 Author Share Posted February 23, 2005 Vpod - If you check the snow related thread I fell in a creek on Jan 3rd and wrote up about it. I fell in a creek in the BC of Tsugaike! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 ahhh - obviously I wasn't quite tuned in when I asked that. Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by Yamakashi: Markie, I dont think Sunrise didnt hook up with you cuz of your organ Don't worry Yamakashi, I don't give up that easily. I'm polishing up my grand piano and will give it another shot. There must be some way I can turn that gal on! 頑張ります Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted February 23, 2005 Author Share Posted February 23, 2005 Just push her buttons and say "tune in Tokyo, tune in Tokyo!" Link to post Share on other sites
jared 0 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 woman who go on honeymoon for 7 days make whole week. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Not sure if it was a real one, but I remember something along the lines of "Never have that green curry sauce you get in chippies* after a night on vodka" * anyone know what I'm on about, what is that? Used to like it though. Chips and curry with a spring roll. Had a few bad encounters mixing it with vodka though. Very grim. Link to post Share on other sites
maoriboy 0 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Man who goes to sleep with itchy bottom wakes up with stinky finger. Link to post Share on other sites
sunrise 0 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by Yamakashi: tune in Tokyo WTF does that mean? Hmmm, I think I'll go for the grand piano instead. Of course it IS a New York Steinway, isn't it, Markie? I have to put up with many crappy grands, but I'll never say no to a good NY Steinway. Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Oh dear, I may be setting myself up for another disappointment. My grand is made in Germany. Link to post Share on other sites
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