You know your getting old when...

[Tex 3]

...you sneeze and put your back out.

[Tex 3]

... when you type your instead of you're and you don't care anymore.

[veronica 2]

....you create "You know your getting old when..." threads!

 

[Schneebored 0]

.... when you make the 'aaaaahhh' noise when sitting down/bending down.

[thursday 1]

... when you die of old age

[JA2340 16]

When police and bus conductors start to appear young.

 

When your ex-students start bringing their kids to enroll.

 

When your ex-students tell you that their "baby girl" just started their teaching career.

[Jynxx 4]

When you start thinking it´s all downhill from now and how to make that gradual.

[panhead_pete 27]

When you walk into a night club. But thats soon forgotten

[JA2340 16]

When it's all downhill from here, and you didn't realise you'd stopped going UPhill!

[Tex 3]

Originally Posted By: veronica

....you create "You know your getting old when..." threads!

Nope... was definitely before that

[Tex 3]

Either you are all to young to understand (excepting those above - veronica excluded ) or are just to old to type unless your heart rate gets above 100

 

Slackers.. here is some help.

 

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

 

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

 

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

 

Your back goes out more than you do.

 

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

 

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

 

You are proud of your lawn mower.

 

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

 

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

 

You sing along with the elevator music.

 

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

 

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

 

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

 

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

 

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

 

You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

 

You send money to PBS.

 

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

 

You take a metal detector to the beach.

 

You wear black socks with sandals.

 

You know what the word equity means.

 

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

 

Your ears are hairier than your head.

 

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

 

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

 

You got cable for the weather channel.

 

You can go bowling without drinking.

[2pints-mate 0]

I wouldn't know.

[gerard 6]

Good then. Still young in this corner. I can check off some of those -- like "You'd rather go to work than call in sick" but that's just coz I have two kids under the age of three at home, so that's understandable. And the weather channel one, well I've always been strangely into the weather network....

[mitchpee 10]

You know you're a grown-up because you groan every time you get up.

[shadowtec 0]

When you ask someone who went to the 'big day out' music festival "How was the Prodigy dear ?"

[HelperElfMissy 42]

..when you get all ga-ga over a baby, and realize that you have NO desire to have another child and start thinking about how nice grandchildren will be.

[RobBright 35]

Wouldn't know.

Still 29.

[Tex 3]

... when 29 is still young

[Tex 3]

When you look forward to a game of golf more than a night out.

[Tex 3]

When you have to take anti-inflamatories to PLAY golf

[Tex 3]

[thursday 1]

anymore ones I can't realate to?

[stemik 14]

when your kids ski faster than you!

[grungy-gonads 54]

When Mr Willy is a softy!

 

Not that I'd know. Someone told me.

[Ezorisu 0]

...when you can define "youngsters" and they are "pesky".