grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Alphabet spaghetti not geeky enough? Simply mix regular tinned spaghetti and hoops together for exciting Binary Spaghetti. Cats. If you like fish so much, why not get a grip and learn to swim. You lazy tawts. Trick yourself into thinking you're getting wanked off by Jodie Marsh by painting the back of your hand orange. Trick yourself into thinking you're being wanked off by a robot by using a pair of plyers. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Letterbox Why is it that all products you see advertised on daytime TV are all designed by NASA? You'd think that the boffins across the pond would be more interested in sending rockets to other worlds to find out there's nothing on them. The 2 quid toll across the Dartford Bridge is waived after 6pm. So last night I drove down from Birmingham and crossed the bridge 12 times. This saved me a whopping 24 quid, minus the fuel cost for the 212 mile round trip. Wayne Rooney? Capello would have been better off picking Mickey Rooney. How is it that the people in the Churchill Insurance adverts are totally au fait with a talking dog, yet when this talking dog starts making wild claims they suddenly become cynical. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I see that last weeks edition of Nuts magazine was entitled "The Sex Issue". I must say, it's nice to see them finally tackle this subject. David James? Capello would have been better off picking Wendy James out of Transvision Vamp. I reasd that a European Space Agency probe was used to look back billions of years following the cosmic formation. Iwas just wondering, if any of your readers work at ESA, could they look at their results to see if they can see where I put my glasses last Thursday? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 According to Wikipedia, dogs can discriminate odours at concentrations nearly 100 million times lower than humans can. But if this is true, how come I retch when picking up my dogs turds in a scented bag at arms length, and yet he can stick his nose in a big pile of steaming shit and not bat an eyelid. Load of old nonsense if you ask me. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Peter Crouch? Capello would have been better of picking the River Crouch in Essex. On one round of Countdown today, the letters came out as RHTCAKPIR. It was obvious that, had there been another couple of dozen of the correct letters and it was a 31 letter game instead of 9, the contestants could easily have made "RACHEL RILEY TAKES IT UP THE SHITPIPE". Come on C4, this is completely vulgar and way before the watershed. Apart from secretly purchasing surprise gifts for the wife, have any of your readers found other uses for the "private browsing" option on their computer? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Whenever I drive past the local school, a big flashing sign with lots of red and orange lights excitedly flashes "30" at me. It must need fixing because I'm always going much faster than that. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Today whilst browsing the internet I saw an advert encouraging me to "Meet Singles in Wakefield". Have any other readers had an advert offer them a more horrifying proposition? Today I discovered that if you put the word "banana" in a string of hahas, no one notices the difference. For two days I have been texting hahahahahahahahahabananahahaha to people and no-one has noticed. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Until next time! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 excellent. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Some of them are crackers Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 well done hahahahahahahahahabananahahah Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I'm actually finding that the Letterbox are often funnier than the Top Tips. Yesterday, the Viz DVDs arrived so thats Issues 1 - 55. Not had time to try them out yet. Link to post Share on other sites
loaf of bread 0 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Letterbox Rocks. Would love to see some of those really early ones. Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Just catching up with these...good work Mr Grungy-Gonads sir! hahahahahahahabananahahahaha...love it Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 just wait 'til he finishes watching the DVDs, there'd be a huge blurge. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 How are those dvds gg? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 must be stuck between the fat slags. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Been busy actually this week haven't really had time to look. Was surprised at how "hand-drawn" the first few are when I had a quick look. Link to post Share on other sites
BlackpoolTower 0 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Didn't it start off as like a newsletter thing sold in pubs? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 I though it was a student thing, needing more cash for beer n stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Top tips to some guy at the bar who messed with my friend: If your personality resembles that of an asshole, don't expect to wear $300 shades and not get them broken. You pick a fight and don't take off your sunglasses they WILL be broken. Congrats. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 bar brawls? cool are they? Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday bar brawls? cool are they? Nope but I found it hilarious that someone picked a fight with my friend while wearing such expensive sunglasses and didn't know how ridiculous of a fighter he was. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 real cool then. Link to post Share on other sites
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