scouser 4 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 I don't reckon he had one. He was a Malebot. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Oates looks like a total perve. Slimey basterd Link to post Share on other sites
IIIII 2 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Jacko's doctor being all innocent and stuff Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Jacko fans! Rejoice! He's still alive! Quote: Footage that purports to show Michael Jackson stepping out a Los Angeles coroner's van after his death is circulating on the web. The shaky 29-second clip will be seized upon by conspiracy theorists who believe that the King of Pop is still alive, although there is no evidence to suggest that it is genuine. In the footage, which appears to have been filmed in an underground garage, a man is escorted from the back of a white van and through a doorway by a guard. While the man appears to have Jackson's build and dark hair, his face is entirely obscured. The person who posted the video on Live Leak, the video-sharing website, claims to have been passed it by a "trustworthy source", but offers no proof of its authenticity. "This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner," the video description states. "I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in." However, the van's number plate is not clearly visible at any point of the clip and there is no date stamp to indicate when it may have filmed. Link to post Share on other sites
foreversnow 5 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 There is also a video circulating that shows the body bag with Michael Jackson's body in it, when being moved from the helicopter to the coroners car, actually moves. You know I think I saw Elvis, Marilyn and Michael having breakfast this morning at McDonalds!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 what was that movie? Death Becomes You or something. Link to post Share on other sites
fukdane 2 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 That was the one where they had big holes in their body right? Remember it being quite entertaining. Elvis always did like his burgers, so it very probably was him snowhuntress. Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 ACTOR Macaulay Culkin is the mystery dad of Michael Jackson's son Blanket, it was claimed last night. The Home Alone film star is said to have donated sperm to help Jacko create his seven-year-old offspring - real name Prince Michael II - with an unknown surrogate mum. The two celebrities became firm friends after Culkin, now 29, shot to fame as a child in the 1990 box office smash. Link to post Share on other sites
Nisoko 6 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Perhaps I should just leave this alone and read more, but ------ why might MJ have needed sperm donated in the first place? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Too frail to produce his own. Even though he's well 'bad'. Link to post Share on other sites
klingon 10 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Bloody hell his rehersals for the This Is It tour is going to be a movie in cinemas late October. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 well they have to pay for his funeral somehow....he is broke isnt he? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Originally Posted By: Mamabear well they have to pay for his funeral somehow....he is broke isnt he? no, he's dead! Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 They can make a commemorative mini statue with a grain of his ash in it and sell it for a grand . Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver Originally Posted By: Mamabear well they have to pay for his funeral somehow....he is broke isnt he? no, he's dead! ah, but is he???????????????????????????? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Dead Or Alive Fun quiz. Which goth master used to be in Dead or Alive/ Answer: Click to reveal.. Wayne Hussey (Sisters of Mercy > The Mission) Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 On the Japanese tv this morning they showed some speech by Madonna at some awards, I presume yesterday. Can't remember hearing anything as fingers down throat for a while. Wonder if it's on youtube. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 shut up madonna Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 dunno what the hell is the connection here with Wacko. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 This is (sh)it Michael Jackson didn't do it his way after all. Hours after the pop singer's first posthumous single "This Is It" was released amid great hype yesterday, it emerged that the tune had been recorded 18 years ago by an obscure Puerto Rican singer. Moreover the co-author of that tune, "My Way" songwriter Paul Anka, threatened to sue Jackson's estate for proper credit and his share of royalties. The administrators of the estate quickly acknowledged Anka's claims and granted him 50 percent of the copyright, a potentially massive payday for the 68-year-old Canadian crooner. And an equally massive loss for the estate. "They realize it's a mistake, they realize it's my song, they realize it's my production of his vocal in my studio and I am getting 50 percent of the whole project, actually, which is fair," Anka said in a video posted on the TMZ gossip Web site. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Originally Posted By: brit-gob This is (sh)it Yep sure is Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Sounds like (sh)it too! Not likely they would have been sitting on a hit record for 18yrs is it?! Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 It's for these guys... I can't help myself cracking up when I see that guy on the right on CNN RE: any MJ news. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 He was obviously very passionate about Mr Jackson. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 stop it now. It's already ridiculous, let's just have those fans killed. Link to post Share on other sites
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