thursday 1 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 In other news: "Gary Lineker leaves Mail on Sunday column in protest at Lord Triesman sting Gary Lineker has quit his column for the Mail on Sunday in protest at the newspaper's decision to publish details of Lord Triesman's secretly-recorded conversation that put England's bid to host World Cup 2018 in disarray. " Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 golly, those ears are still flappy Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 20, 2010 Author Share Posted May 20, 2010 Quote: EX porn star Tia Brodie has been bombarded with messages from men begging her for sex since appearing on Britain's Got Talent. The topless fire eater has been forced to tell her eager fans to stop their saucy requests - after several of them even asked for nude photos of her. After getting the cheeky emails on Facebook, on Saturday the 33-year-old wrote on her page: "Not sure how to put this...PLEASE stop sending me emails asking me for sex!" Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Apparently she only made 1 porn flick. She's also quite ugly. Link to post Share on other sites
oo 1 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Quote: Megan Fox once suggested that appearing in Transformers movies didn't involve much real acting. It would therefore be easy to suggest she has only herself to blame after news broke that somebody else will get to be Shia LaBoeuf's squeeze in the next instalment of Michael Bay's horrendous series. If your job is just to look pretty, or scream and run around on cue while hundreds of unidentifiable giant CGI machines with silly voices chicane around the screen, there are myriad actors who can provide the same service. It also possible to suggest that comparing Bay to "Hitler" may not have helped Fox's cause. Look around the web today and it's clear that most bloggers think Fox's regular ill-advised comments to the press are to blame for her departure. The consensus seems to be that Bay, himself no slouch in the foot in mouth department, simply had enough of his young star's attitude and decided to plump for somebody new. Such a conclusion ignores Fox's own statement suggesting that it was she who called time on her Transformers sojourn. The truth may never be discovered, but it's worth bearing in mind that Bay himself can allegedly be a difficult man to work with on set. Anyone see Transformers 2? Link to post Share on other sites
SKI 15 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Yes, it was noisy. Link to post Share on other sites
klingon 10 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Quote: A TEACHER is fighting to save his career after accidentally showing a porn movie to pupils during a lesson. James Cooney, 35, decided to use his own laptop when the DVD player in the classroom failed to work. But a disciplinary hearing was told that instead of educational material the class of 11 and 12-year-olds saw "graphic sexual images". Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Awesome lesson. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 what kinda knob puts porn in his work tools. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I knew this teacher who had her handbag stolen from her room. Inside was her mobile phone with a risque video of her post-coital in her birthday suit. Needless to say the video was soon round the whole city and she was suspended pending an investigation....it even made the national tabloids. Think she got off without any charges, rightly so I reckon. What bugged me was the fact that the little toe-rag who started it all was forgotten in all the furore, he STOLE her bag and yet nothing was said or done to punish him. I had a copy of it on my mobile phone too! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 cool. Post it 'cos we don't believe you. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 can't now Thurs, it was on my UK mobile and while I actually have that here, I don't have the charger and the battery is flat Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 This was the most important news I could find this morning Quote: LIFE is just mental for LADY GAGA. She teased fans by taking to the stage in her undies during the Paris leg of her Monster Ball tour on Saturday. Earlier in the day she was snapped in her car sipping her favourite tea from a china cup as she left her hotel with a lady in waiting. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 nowt wrong with sipping tea. Nor undies. Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 No pics? Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 And top of the news this morning Cheeky Amanda Holden admits she had plaster cast made of her derrière before giving birth Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Quote: Liam Gallagher's new post-Oasis band have been named Beady Eye, it was announced today. In the same article Quote: Liam had previously said he would carry on with the old band name if he was unable to think of anything better. "If we don't come up with something else by the time we're ready to release the album it'll be Oasis," he said last year. "I'm not going to call myself something ridiculous just for the sake of it." Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 What a great name. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 shoulda called it Mirage of Greatness or something cool like that. Or perhaps Sand Dune, Camel Hump, Knob Shine Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Paul Gray, 38, bassist for Slipknot found dead Monday, 24 May 2010 in Iowa hotel room. Foul play is not currently suspected. Link to post Share on other sites
foreversnow 5 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 This totally SUCKS!!!! http://www.goldcoast.com.au/article/2010/05/28/222165_gold-coast-news.html This is so not funny - this is 3rd attack within a month. I run early in the morning and it is still dark when I start my run. We are being told to run with a partner and not have our ipods on, doesn't matter what time of day it is. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Was it this kind of punch? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 that's terrible. What kinda punch is that? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 The punch that killed "the devil". Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Quote: Adam Ant sectioned under Mental Health Act Eighties pop star Adam Ant has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act, it was claimed this evening. It follows a series of troubled public appearances, including a concert last week where he unleashed a tirade of abuse at Christians during a charity gig. According to The Music Fix (TMF) website, Adam Ant sent a message to fans which said he had been admitted to hospital. It read: 'Ant fans - please send me postcards at the Chelsea & Westminster Hospital, Fulham Road. Please don't come down here as it may upset the staff who have been really pleasant. New album on hold perhaps. Link to post Share on other sites
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