thursday 1 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Quote: A woman from Ferndale, Mich. is suing United Airlines after she was left alone on a plane for hours after it had landed. Ginger McGuire was aboard a United Express flight from Washington, DC to Philadelphia. She says she fell asleep during the flight. It landed shortly after midnight Tuesday but no one woke her up until a cleaning crew found her four hours later. United Airlines says they are working with a regional partner carrier to determine why the plane wasn't cleared upon landing. McGuire told reporters, "I fell asleep on the plane and next thing you know I wake up, it's 4:00 in the morning. Nobody's on the plane. Nothing." McGuire has hired Geoffrey Fieger who is filing a lawsuit for false imprisonment, emotional distress and negligence. Well, she can also sue for the crap airline food and the bad stewardess service. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Quote: Germany has emerged triumphant at this year's Eurovision Song Contest as the UK limped home in last place. Teenager Josh Dubovie, representing the UK with a song penned by Pete Waterman, scored just 10 points. Speaking after her win, 19-year-old Lena, who scored 246 points with her song Satellite , said: "I'm so happy and so thankful and so grateful." but but but it's such a great song and but but Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 THE "Del Boy" Duchess of York has run up debts totalling millions which are threatening to spiral out of control. Sources close to her have revealed how she sponges and haggles to try to keep up a royal lifestyle she can no longer afford. And how she now faces financial ruin owing as much as £4million. Last week we caused a worldwide sensation when we exposed the Duchess, 50, for trying to sell access to ex-husband Prince Andrew for £500,000. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 A COUPLE nearly tied with embarrassment after a first-date sex game went wrong and they had to be cut free from HANDCUFFS. Simon Garvey, 29, and Katie McManus got all hanky panicky when the key broke in the lock - meaning they were stuck together. The red-faced pair scrambled to get dressed before sheepishly trotting down to the local fire station to be released by ten sniggering firemen. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Maybe the Duchess can release that song and use the first date sex game couple as back up dancers in the video clip. Every body wins right? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 maybe the "Duchess" can just **** off and die! **pardon my french** Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Thats not very nice. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 she's one of those people you just can't feel sorry for. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Still no need to wish someone would, er, die! But seriously, I know so little about these people. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Only the bad stuff hits the headlines, so people only hear bad thngs about them. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 She's ginger! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Just thought of a good gig for her to raise some money. Sell the pricesses' virginities. Highest bidder wins. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Originally Posted By: muikabochi Still no need to wish someone would, er, die! But seriously, I know so little about these people. sorry Muika, but she is a parasite on the British people and so is the rest of her ilk. Parasites must be exterminated Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 OK! Preferred method of extermination? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 hmmmm....thats a tough one, so many options.....I'll have to have a think about this Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Why I love America... http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_15199273?source=rss Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Keeps her attorney employed. Losers. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Wow!! what an absolute tool, hope the judge puts her in jail for wasting taxpayers money Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 ODDBALL movie idol TOM CRUISE reckons his pal DAVID BECKHAM will land a starring role in the NEXT World Cup - when he will be pushing 40. The Top Gun legend and Scientology cult follower said he was sorry 35-year-old Becks would miss this summer's tournament because of an achilles tendon injury. But he predicted the former Manchester United hero will do a Mission Impossible and pull on a No7 England shirt again to play in Brazil in 2014 - at the ripe old age of 39. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Tom Cruise has been taking some of those happy pills again. :S Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Please spare us the name Beckham by then, too. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Wading through the nonsense to get to the stories that really matter: Quote: Sex and the City 2 premier in Tokyo Cattrall attracted attention with a new hairstyle. It appeared she had had a few centimetres chopped off her hair following Monday's photocall in Tokyo and had her previous waves replaced by a poker straight chin-length bob yesterday. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Good news for ugly dudes Quote: In a study of tropical guppies, scientists have found that the less attractive males have "better sperm". The research revealed that colourful flamboyant-looking males "invest" in their appearance at the expense of their sperm quality. This suggests, the scientists say, that there is a trade-off between different characteristics that help the male to reproduce. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 "I'll rip your balls off!" If its a Liverpool lass, she will n'all! And try and eat it! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm What's got four arms Loves to grab you Answer is two Liver Birds KOWAI! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Those scouse birds...... Amazing that the women in nearby Wigan are so much more refined and classy. Link to post Share on other sites
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