2pints-mate 0 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 His excuse is that he has a stinking headache (hangover). Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 That stinks. Completely spoilt my weekend. Come back stem. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Ban Bag!! Link to post Share on other sites
frannyo 2 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Whos up for duty tomorrow? stemik back from tokyo and slacking? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I request a football fixtures theme please. Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 OK, A Friday Football Fixture joke A supporter arrived at the ground one Saturday to find the place completely empty. He went to the office and asked an official, 'What time does the match start?' 'There's no match today,' replied the official. 'But there must be!' argued the fan. 'It's Saturday.' 'I'm telling you there's no match today,' repeated the official. 'But there's always a match on Saturday afternoon,' said the fan, 'even if it's only a reserves game.' 'Watch my lips,' shouted the irate official. 'There is no M-A-T-F-C-H today!' 'Well, for your information,' the would-be spectator shouted back, 'there's no F in match.', 'That's what I've been trying to tell you!' yelled the official. Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Hahaha, I like it Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 better than last week by a football stadium Link to post Share on other sites
1 4 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I don't understand! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Not even lunchtime here. Time for a coffee I think. Link to post Share on other sites
Curt 1 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 No requests! stemik you have my permission to post joke on any topic. Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 how about a Micheal Jackson joke....or is it too sensitive? Link to post Share on other sites
Curt 1 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Not at all, please go ahead. But be respectful to the molested children. Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Why does MJ like 29 year olds. Becasue there are 20 of them Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 twenty nine years olds Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 ah nice one.....MJ Jokes!! nah mines are a little worse than that...I'll refrain Link to post Share on other sites
foreversnow 5 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 HO HUM FRIDAY - I have hideous stock take this weekend. I have bribed the staff with Pizza and Beer. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Originally Posted By: snowhuntress HO HUM FRIDAY - I have hideous stock take this weekend. I have bribed the staff with Pizza and Beer. Always a good thing! I have an early morning tomorrow with kids rugby in the belting rain (a 40yr storm they say) - gotta say I am not looking forward to that - might even prefer to help you with stocktake snowhuntress!! C'mon someone give us a few extra jokes to cheer us up Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 tubbs, no need to refrain for sg Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 We won't be offended. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 ok a few that I heard today....... MJ apparently died of food poisoning, he just couldn't keep his hands off of 5yr old nuts In his will he specified that he wanted to be melted down and remade into a playstation so all the kids could continue to play with him His upcoming tour was almost sold out but now with hs death all MJ's dates have been cancelled, including Joe (age6), David (age9) and little Andrew (age 7) a well known fast food chain has decided to make a commemorative burger, made up of a 50 yr old piece of meat in between 10 yr old buns went too far? Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 When Angel Farrah Fawcett passed away today, she was met at the Pearly Gates by God himself. So enamoured of her was God that he gave her one last wish for the earthly world. Her wish was that the children of the world were kept safe from harm. And God granted her wish.... Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 (and I really did!) Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 more more more Link to post Share on other sites
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