grungy-gonads 54 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I bet there's lots of lovely mustaches though Quote: A GERMAN travel company has launched special service - for naked fliers. The flights are aimed at former East Germans, nicknamed "Ossis" in German, who miss the naturism that was encouraged under communist rule. "In the former East Germany, naturist holidays were a much-loved way of spending the best weeks of the year," said the founder of travel company OssiUrlaub.de, Enrico Hess. "We want to make that freedom possible above the clouds too." The first nude flights will be a day-trip on July 5 between Erfurt in southeast Germany and the Baltic Sea island of Usedom, which is fringed by white sand beaches. "All the passengers will fly naked, but they are only allowed to undress once they are in the plane. But then they will be able to enjoy the hour-long flight in the way God intended," Hess said. The pilot and the flight attendants will however keep their clothes on. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 so, how many of them are mile-high club members I wonder? It'd be an interesting experience for sure though I dont think Id like to see 9/10ths of those people naked ya know? how many 半立ちs do you think there are? Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 That is hilarious. WHY!?!!?? Why are most nudists in possession of totally unattractive bodies? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I'm not sitting on those seats. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Hadn't thought of that!! Good point!! Link to post Share on other sites
spook 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 being in a nudist colony is one thing, but sitting in a confined space with people walking up and down the aisles and parading their genitals at face level? erm, no thanks Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 That is just gross. So they get on the plane and then proceed to take their clothes off, and presumably put them back on before they get off? Link to post Share on other sites
samurai 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 you can't write comedy like that. Link to post Share on other sites
Domokun_72dpi 0 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Remember the scene on Fight Club, when Brad Pit gets up from his window seat, to squeeze past Ed Norton and States, "Now the question, do I give him the arse, or the crutch" as he goes past?. Kinda puts a whole "bletch" feel to it now... Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Originally Posted By: BagOfCrisps That is hilarious. WHY!?!!?? Why are most nudists in possession of totally unattractive bodies? Unattractive bodies? Not around here. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Nice hats. Is that you with the two babes Mantas? Link to post Share on other sites
Kraut_in_HongKong 0 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Mantas Cool picture. They better stay out of reach of the Japanese whale hunters sonar. It's true that there are now fewer nudist beaches in Germany, but that is because nearly all beaches are mixed and you constantly see naked people. Quote: so, how many of them are mile-high club members I wonder? Nudity is not about sex. You also don't see gangbangs on beaches. When I go into a sauna in Germany or Scandinavia nearly all are mixed. very few are segregated. No gangbangs there either. Quote: I'm not sitting on those seats. The seats get full covers. There were more detailed reports in the German press. Also no hot drinks will be served. I wonder if they give out blankets. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 I am still not sitting on those seats. Link to post Share on other sites
kkk 7 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Quote: I wonder if they give out blankets. Why not just wear, er, clothes!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Kraut_in_HongKong 0 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Originally Posted By: KevKastle Quote: I wonder if they give out blankets. Why not just wear, er, clothes!!! Good point! I am usually nude all the time, but cover it up with clothes. Most people don't notice. Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Originally Posted By: Kraut_in_HongKong Nudity is not about sex. Speak for yourself Kraut. The only time I get out the birthday suit is for sex or a shower, or ..um.. maybe the occasional Australia day celebratioin Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherLocklearRocks 1 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 This story is just hilarious. It must be a joke. And if they are nudists, why the hats?? Link to post Share on other sites
Kraut_in_HongKong 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 It's not a joke. The flight will fit 50 people (I guess half will be journalists). It's just a day trip to one of the German baltic sea islands. You go back at night. At €499 (US$730 > ¥77000) I find that REALLY expensive. You can fly for €50 for almost anywhere within Europe, but only dressed. I also wonder if it's really make sense. You board dressed, and you unboard dressed. Doesn't make sense. Specially going undressed through the security check could save valuable time. I guess it's just a marketing stunt, and it worked, getting the company worldwide attention. Even in a Japanese ski forum. Link to post Share on other sites
fukdane 2 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Good point Kraut. Funny. Link to post Share on other sites
fish&chips 0 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Just what is the nudist thing about anyway? I'd like to understand the appeal. If you feel tight in yout y-fronts, wear boxers, thats what I say! Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Originally Posted By: fish&chips Just what is the nudist thing about anyway? Good question. The local beach where the above photo was taken is gazetted as an official nudist beach on most tourist maps. It also happens to be a popular family and surfing beach. We share 'our' beach we nude tourists. Most of them are middle aged men, some of them linger around up in the sand hills on their own. You will see some men in winter walking down the beach wearing a jumper (sweater) and no pants! WTF is going on there? It's all a bit weird if you ask me. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Well I dont get it personally...but I know some people who are naturists - they are a normal, straight and somewhat 'prudish' family which is surprising considering... I just think we all look a darn sight better with our embellishments (aka clothes) on! Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Quote: You will see some men in winter walking down the beach wearing a jumper (sweater) and no pants! That just cracks me up. Just what IS going on there? Link to post Share on other sites
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