jared 0 Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I have come across a few great expressions just lately and Im looking for more. "Taking the kids to the pool" or "laying a cable" for taking a dump and "Im beat like a red-headed stepchild." for tired please add more. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 your sister bangs like a barn door on a windy night. Link to post Share on other sites
Dims 0 Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Or "I am as tired as a one-legged man in an arse kicking competition" Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 I'm on that like a fat kid on a smarty Link to post Share on other sites
kintaro 0 Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 It's hotter than a witches tit in a brass braw in a forest fire! Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 Not quite the same but my nan used to say "its H O T warm" when it was hot for some reason. Some northern thing I believe. Always struck me as being a really silly thing to say. Yawn, I'm tired. I am as tired as a one-legged man in an arse kicking competition, perhaps. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 "It's a bit like Pearl Harbor this morning" for "it's chilly". (there's a nip in the air.) Link to post Share on other sites
indosnm 0 Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 " I'm going as fast as an Ethiopian with a Hungry Jacks voucher" Link to post Share on other sites
DumbStick 13 Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 My grandad knew some very crude ones. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 all over the place like a mad woman's shit Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 My old man used to have a saying to describe something of low cost, quality and performance that would "carry on like a two bob watch". I believe that a "bob" was colloquial speak for one British Pound, a unit of currency. I grew up hearing this stupid saying and as I reached my mature years modified it thus: "carrying on like a two dollar hooker". In my opinion it conveys the same inference of poor performance as a result of low cost and quality. Yet it is somehow more contemporary, indeed a saying for the modern man. Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Quote: Originally posted by DumbStick: My grandad knew some very crude ones. like this one for a really ugly woman "shes got a face like a carpenters toolkit - full of sores(saws)". Link to post Share on other sites
jared 0 Posted August 18, 2004 Author Share Posted August 18, 2004 deader than a whore house at dawn. Link to post Share on other sites
spook 0 Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 going off like a frog in a sock. for reasons beyond my understanding, i can't get enough of that one Link to post Share on other sites
Plucky 0 Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Quote: Originally posted by Ocean11: "It's a bit like Pearl Harbor this morning" for "it's chilly". (there's a nip in the air.) Nice. Kinda like 'I was blown away by this girl - kinda like 'a guy' in hiroshima' **quotes in quotes to be nice. Link to post Share on other sites
Dims 0 Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Yeah I love the frog in a sock one too. Always gets a laugh out of me. . "Couldn't drive a greased stick up a cats bum" talking about bad drivers gives me a giggle. Link to post Share on other sites
boardbaka 3 Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 Honestly just overheard this one...while I was reading this forum "Fantastic- like tits of plastic!"....made me chuckle just the timing of it! Link to post Share on other sites
maoriboy 0 Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 how about "like stink on shit" or "goes down faster than a 2 dollar hooker". Link to post Share on other sites
Davo 1 Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 "About as much use as tits on a bull" or "About as much use as a chocolate teapot" Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 When my grandmother wanted somebody to make her a cup of tea, she would say things like, "(I'm so thirsty) I couldn't spit on a sixpence." This always made my mother's face go into an involuntary grimace. The old sixpences were quite large coins, and the image of Grandma trying to cover the surface of one with spit was rather unpleasant. Link to post Share on other sites
stripper on coke 0 Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 I've got a couple to add to the list 1). 'sweating like some kind of farm animal' 2). (a more crude version - don't read if you might be offended - that's my disclosure before I even tell it) - 'sweating like a rapist' - (not sure if this allures to a courtroom setting or not.....) 3). '(George W) couldn't organise a root in a brothel' 4). 'it sticks like spoof to a blanket' P.S. I am not being anti-american in number 3 - I just believe he can't....... Link to post Share on other sites
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