Slippery Jim 65 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Ah, sorry. Thought there was a reference in yours there and you'd get it. Never mind, take too long to explain and not funny enough to bother with. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted August 11, 2014 Author Share Posted August 11, 2014 Sounds like it's part of the job requirements for the people you work with Chriselle! Yes.... between the BO, chronic bad breath, and the two dudes with the hair pulling syndrome.......I've a plethora of sources to keep me miserable. Link to post Share on other sites
Wizz 11 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 It's not some kind of hospital is it? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted August 12, 2014 Author Share Posted August 12, 2014 Not quite.....but It's definitely an "institution"..... Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Would love to 'check it out'. Just for an hour or two perhaps. Link to post Share on other sites
DoctorOctopus 2 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Does these peeps stink in colder weather too, or is it a mainly summer thing? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted August 14, 2014 Author Share Posted August 14, 2014 It's funk from April to October but it's definitely peaking right now..!! Link to post Share on other sites
69 5 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Got someone new in the office. I think they might have transferred from Chriselle's. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Chris get your own back on those smelly co-workers by dropping a silent but deadly fart and immediately yelling 'does anyone smell smoke' so they take a good whif in Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites
Go Native 70 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 A guy I worked with let off a stink bomb in the office and people thought is was a gas leak and evacuated the entire building. The idiot didn't tell them it was only a stink bomb. They eventually found out what happened and he got the sack. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 How old was he, 12? When we were kids we used to go down the joke shop and buy stink bombs and rio-snappers and annoy people with them.....letting one off as we got off the bus was a favourite, but people werent happy Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted August 24, 2014 Author Share Posted August 24, 2014 How old was he, 12? When we were kids we used to go down the joke shop and buy stink bombs and rio-snappers and annoy people with them.....letting one off as we got off the bus was a favourite, but people werent happy I teach a little class with my 11 yr old daughter and a few of her classmates. One of the boys let off a fart in the middle of class and I swear we had to leave the room. I yelled at the kid, "What crawled up inside you and died?"... man that kid stunk.. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Did you say that in Japanese, Chriselle? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 Haha....my Japanese is pretty good but not quite that good.... I do the class in my living room so my wife was there in the kitchen and translated for me. She thought she was going to throw up. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Was it worse than natto? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 oh hell ya...!! Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 That's just nasty. Link to post Share on other sites
kkk 7 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Does anyone have an algorithm that calculates the food vs smelliness of farts ? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 Nothing scientific but chilli night with red kidney beans and chick peas makes for an interesting night in the bedroom. Add pinto beans for full on effect. Going for pure gas volume of course. Smelliness seems a much more elusive parameter. I think there is a relationship with frequency of movements and smell. If you go a day or two without dropping a duke even a little squeek of a fart can carry a punch. Anyway... Link to post Share on other sites
gnarly-dude 1 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 That's digusting! Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Have you ever been on a long flight next to someone who stinks? Now that sucks.YES!Also been stuck on a long haul with a stinky fellow who jumped up at the first seatbelt off ding and spread it across 4 seats in a row that were vacant and went to sleep - then proceeded to drop thermonuclear farts the whole way from Singapore to London. Was fecking disgusting!! All the ladies in the cabin were whipping out their perfumes and spraying them every now and again to try and conceal the funk. I'd be so very embarrassed if I let even ONE go in company. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I'd be so very embarrassed if I let even ONE go in company. Get real, MB! Ladies don't "fart" they delicately pass wind! Link to post Share on other sites
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