Chriselle 158 Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 Have you ever been on a long flight next to someone who stinks? Now that sucks.YES!Also been stuck on a long haul with a stinky fellow who jumped up at the first seatbelt off ding and spread it across 4 seats in a row that were vacant and went to sleep - then proceeded to drop thermonuclear farts the whole way from Singapore to London. Was fecking disgusting!! All the ladies in the cabin were whipping out their perfumes and spraying them every now and again to try and conceal the funk. I'd be so very embarrassed if I let even ONE go in company. No dude on the flight stood up to set him straight...? Bunch of pussies. At the very least.....rock, paper, scissors for the empty seats. Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 What do you do..... pump out the gases from his body? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 Well, I start off with...."Hey Funk Shui....knock off the farting!!" Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 That'd definitely sort it out! Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 Well...options are somewhat limited. But ya...start with a bit of shaming. Link to post Share on other sites
Curt 1 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Still I don't think that'll affect his fart control during sleep. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 OK...just sit there...shut up and take it in..then. Pelt him with your complimentary peanuts as soon as he dozes off. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I like sitting next to ladies. They don't fart. Link to post Share on other sites
69 5 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 That's what i think too gg. They smell of roses and nice things. Link to post Share on other sites
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