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Here are 10 points to ponder - feel free to add more

 

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

 

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

 

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

 

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

 

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

 

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

 

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? - Actually I should have put that one in Questions That Haunt Me

 

Number 2

In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

And The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

 

- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long."

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