tripler 0 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Some friends and I are thinking of finishing the season with a naked top to bottom run, about 1000 meters. Does anyone have any experience of this? For example, would Ski Patrol be on our arses? (no pun intended). Is being naked in public an arrestable offence in Japan? My plan is to carry clothes in rucksacks for a fast change, if needed; just wear gloves and a helmet. I'm thinking tree runs would be too dangerous in terms of foliage whiplash, so it would be groomed and managed powder runs. Thanks Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Pow 52 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Don't fall. Falling on end of season granular snow is like falling on asphalt. Link to post Share on other sites
seemore 66 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Great Tripler I have heard that ski patrol actually applaud this and they would also let you jump the q to ride the button lifts naked. Seemore Link to post Share on other sites
griller 9 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 You should definitely do it. Go on! Link to post Share on other sites
@tokyo 14 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 If you were really gnarly, you wouldn't bother with the gloves and helmet either. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Some tips here maybe http://www.snowjapanforums.com/ubbthreads.php/topics/392463/1.html Link to post Share on other sites
7-11 2 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 You would get arrested. But, don't let that put you off. Link to post Share on other sites
7-11 2 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Quote: Is being naked in public an arrestable offence in Japan? Yes. But go on have a go! Link to post Share on other sites
tripler 0 Posted March 5, 2011 Author Share Posted March 5, 2011 Originally Posted By: seemore Great Tripler I have heard that ski patrol actually applaud this and they would also let you jump the q to ride the button lifts naked. Seemore Seriously? That's frigging rad! If we do it I'll post a full trip report with pics. Hopefully there'll be a female amongst us, though I haven't asked her yet. I think I mentioned here last year that in the Hakuba 2007-08 season the instructors of a well known Happo ski school are supposed to have done it. I don't know whether they wore gloves or helmets or took photos, but I believe it was a mixed group. Link to post Share on other sites
Metabo Oyaji 71 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Don't forget the cheese. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Originally Posted By: tripler Originally Posted By: seemore Great Tripler I have heard that ski patrol actually applaud this and they would also let you jump the q to ride the button lifts naked. Seemore Seriously? That's frigging rad! It's also surely taking the piss! Link to post Share on other sites
tokabochi 9 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Are you a practising 'naturalist' then tripler? Like down the beach and hiking and stuff? Link to post Share on other sites
gnarly-dude 1 Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Tres gnarly. Tell us when you do it and if you get the female to go, I'll take some pics. Won't share them, don't worry. Link to post Share on other sites
tripler 0 Posted March 8, 2011 Author Share Posted March 8, 2011 Originally Posted By: tokabochi Are you a practising 'naturalist' then tripler? Like down the beach and hiking and stuff? Only the onsen and the shower. Link to post Share on other sites
tripler 0 Posted March 9, 2011 Author Share Posted March 9, 2011 Originally Posted By: gnarly-dude Tell us when you do it and if you get the female to go, I'll take some pics. My friend asked her last night and she said yada! Probably didn't help him saying he'd film us. Emi-chan, if you're reading this, I want to DSYSB! Link to post Share on other sites
nagoid 4 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Delhi Subordinate Services Selection Board? Link to post Share on other sites
tripler 0 Posted March 10, 2011 Author Share Posted March 10, 2011 Originally Posted By: nagoid Delhi Subordinate Services Selection Board? er, no, that would be DSSSB. The recognised acronym is DSHSB (dry smash her shit box), which I adapted to DSYSB (dry smash your shit box). Anyway, we had a nice drink last night and I think things might get intimate, so maybe I'll be able to talk her round after all. Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte 0 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I'm sure she's charmed. Link to post Share on other sites
tripler 0 Posted March 10, 2011 Author Share Posted March 10, 2011 obviously I didn't say I want to DSYSB to her face. D'you think I'm a f'ing idiot? Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte 0 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Right.... I'm sure she's charmed. Link to post Share on other sites
SnowJapan Admin SnowJapan 178 Posted March 11, 2011 SnowJapan Admin Share Posted March 11, 2011 Originally Posted By: tripler why is swearing censored on this board? To help prevent the Forums from descending into some bad-vibed flame-fest thick with attitude. There's literally just a very few words blocked.... since I can't remember when. And I can't really see any particular reason to change it. I'm pretty sure that there are plenty of places on the interwebs that you can go to and post as much swearing and attitude as you* want to. ('you' meaning 'anyone'). Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
TropicalPow 0 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Good on you SJ David, You have a great site here. You are right some other sites just decend into as you put it bad-vibe flame-fests of attitude. Most of the biffo on this site is pretty good natured. keep up the good work. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Originally Posted By: SJ-David Originally Posted By: tripler why is swearing censored on this board? To help prevent the Forums from descending into some bad-vibed flame-fest thick with attitude. There's literally just a very few words blocked.... since I can't remember when. And I can't really see any particular reason to change it. I'm pretty sure that there are plenty of places on the interwebs that you can go to and post as much swearing and attitude as you* want to. Neither can I. Link to post Share on other sites
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