mitchpee 10 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 If you are not familiar with life hacks basically they are concepts that make life easier! Check these out and feel free to add. When receiving calls from a solicitor, press "9" and ur number will be deleted from their database. (not all) Secretaries, tech support and janitors are the true power in a building, make friends with them, remember their birthdays, and you can go anywhere you need. When you forget someone's name, say: "Whats your name again?" They will be a little offended, but then say "No, sorry, your last name." Bingo. When you are doing a presentation, bring up a bottle of water, so when you forget what you have to say, taking a drink will give you time to gather your thoughts, no one will be the wiser. Press Close door and the floor number you are going to, and you should by-pass the floors that have called the elevator. If you park you car somewhere where you think it may get stolen, remove something small but vital, like the fuse for the fuel pump. If you squeeze your left thumb tightly in a fist, your gag reflex is repressed. (ladies hahahaha) When getting fast food with fries, if you ask for them without salt you will almost always get fresh fries More here: http://lifehacker.com/?p=2 Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I must go find an elevator to try #6. Very cool Mitch. Link to post Share on other sites
Go Native 70 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Let us know if it really works. That would be very cool! Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I don't think Ito has a building with more than two or three floors though....results could be sketchy... Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 Originally Posted By: Go Native Let us know if it really works. That would be very cool! I've tried that one and I believe it worked 1/3 times. Link to post Share on other sites
Go Native 70 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Need to try it in a big department store where you could normally guarantee that it would stop on every floor. Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Jim 65 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Quote: If you squeeze your left thumb tightly in a fist, your gag reflex is repressed. Could've used this a few weeks ago at hospital! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 I like the idea of life hacks, but this is just plain stupid Quote: Press Close door and the floor number you are going to, and you should by-pass the floors that have called the elevator. All you hicks can give it a try. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Here's one: Give your snake a shake after a wazz to avoid wet stains on your trousers. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 To avoid speeding tickets, don't drive above the speed limit. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 To avoid the maccas person asking you "you want fries with that?" Order "big mac n fries" in the first place. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday Here's one: Give your snake a shake after a wazz to avoid wet stains on your trousers. No matter how you dance and jiggle, the last one always drops in your pants. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday Here's one: Give your snake a shake after a wazz to avoid wet stains on your trousers. Seems in Japan, they do that WHILE peeing. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 You actually peep? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 No, I have just been to the toilet AFTER someone has. Piss on the seat, piss around the toilet, hell, sometimes piss on the wall. Link to post Share on other sites
1 4 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Went for a wee today and the bloke next to me had his belt undone, zip down and also his pants down!!! Link to post Share on other sites
panhead_pete 27 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Originally Posted By: RobBright No, I have just been to the toilet AFTER someone has. Piss on the seat, piss around the toilet, hell, sometimes piss on the wall. Be grateful its only piss, not always the case in China when guys think they can use a sit down dunny but assume the squat position.... Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Oh Pete, that happens here too. Will take a picture next time I come across it. And post it here, just for you. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Charming. Pete, I thought they do it on the dirt floor and sweep in the morning. Link to post Share on other sites
bobby12 0 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 "Went for a wee today and the bloke next to me had his belt undone, zip down and also his pants down!!!" Well I saw that a lot in the UK too, I never quite got that. Why do you need to basically take your trousers off just do a wee at the urinal? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 why? IN ENGLUND do the lifts all rank of piss? Do they install them that way so's you feel at home??????????? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Originally Posted By: Jynxx You actually peep? the evidence is on the floor around the urinal!! I've never saw so much piss on the floor of a public toilet!! God knows why because they stand SOOOOOO close to the urinal that they are almost touching it!! Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver Originally Posted By: Jynxx You actually peep? the evidence is on the floor around the urinal!! I've never saw so much piss on the floor of a public toilet!! God knows why because they stand SOOOOOO close to the urinal that they are almost touching it!! Perhaps by "humping" it, they might think they are getting some action? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 it's to give the old ladies something to do. Just come righ on in while I'm having a wazz and start moping up. Link to post Share on other sites
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