pie-eater 207 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I'm trying to forget that game on Saturday. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday Originally Posted By: pie-eater Wish I was going now, bet it will be a great atmoshere in Old Trafford. A very fine sunny day too. GG will be there to keep us updated via Ipad. He said so, I believe. Surely no! Perhaps the next morning. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Originally Posted By: pie-eater I'm trying to forget that game on Saturday. Too many pies over the summer! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 But surely the chips the Blackpool lads will have scoffed would balance it all out! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 It'll be Blackpool Rock (bottom) very soon. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 good game, good game..... Newcastle fans were funny and boisterous. Joey Barton was a dirty git. Actually, I don't know if he was.... but he most likely was. Bit drunk, need sleep Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Berbatov looked lively. Scholes and Giggsy.... class acts, the two of them. Will they ever slow down? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Joey Barton is a total bell end. A fine mustache though! Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 3-0 as predicted but only four shots on target allowed and no stupid sendings off. Bad miss by Carroll at 0-0 too. Better than expected! It looks like ManYoo fans have given up the green and gold for a silent protest. I've heard more atmosphere in a pub. Maybe they should allow vuvuzelas to liven things up. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 was at a Man U v Chelsea game at Old Trafford a few years back and was also disappointed by the atmosphere. Link to post Share on other sites
bobby12 0 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 They are too busy eating their prawn sandwiches. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Atmosphere was good where I was. Newcastle were shite. No prawn sandwiches that I could see. Any other irrelevant well-worn stereotypical comments to come out of the old cupboard? Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads Any other irrelevant well-worn stereotypical comments to come out of the old cupboard? Plenty........... Quote: Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them...and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Quote: A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road, dressed in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest. "No problem Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!" The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the man. However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shite, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan," "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the f***er with the door!" Quote: Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4:45 pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison? A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out. Quote: Top tip for Manchester United fans: don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable penis to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Quote: Top tip for Liverpool, CHelsea, Arse fans: don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable penis to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support. Good that. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Wolves up there too. Get screen shots while you can. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Nice ones, Schneebored. more! Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Its like being in year 9 again. Those were the days, knowing every first team player from every team and playing Championship Manager 12hrs a day. Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Being a Gooner, I like this one... Quote: “I met this really kinky girl last night. ‘Humiliate me,’ she said … So I bought her a Tottenham shirt!†Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Being a Gooner, doesn't the team humiliate her? (Not quality like Wigan of course) Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 the whole family infact. And ancestors. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Quote: Manchester City agree deal to sign James Milner from Aston Villa • Settlement with Stephen Ireland seals £26m swap-deal • Milner in Manchester for medical as City's spending goes on More nutty than the "Warning: May contain nuts" warning on a bag of nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Ozil off to Real Madrid. Silly and predictable. Will he get to play?? Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Originally Posted By: 2pints,mate Quote: Manchester City agree deal to sign James Milner from Aston Villa • Settlement with Stephen Ireland seals £26m swap-deal • Milner in Manchester for medical as City's spending goes on More nutty than the "Warning: May contain nuts" warning on a bag of nuts. And they are nuts! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Cashew nuts. Good luck to City. They be the ones spreading the wealth and getty nothing in return.... much. Good luck City. You mad nutters. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Ozil?? What's the big deal? He's only worth 15 mil. Ronaldo is worth a bit more. So too Bellamy. Link to post Share on other sites
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