mitchpee 10 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: thursday OK, one broken wrist, so you did it with the other wrist. Come on Thursday, you're a man of smarts...do you realllllllly need to use any wrists at all? Link to post Share on other sites
seemore 66 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I once met a young Lady At Pinnochios ( Which was a classy establishment in Perth W.A ). And during our special cuddles she was sick all over the both of us. I am not sure if you can call it a 1st date though. Link to post Share on other sites
yoroshiku onegai shimasu 2 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 But you were cuddling right? What made her sick? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Where exactly did you put your special cuddling stick to make her throw up? Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Originally Posted By: seemore I once met a young Lady At Pinnochios ( Which was a classy establishment in Perth W.A ). And during our special cuddles she was sick all over the both of us. I am not sure if you can call it a 1st date though. LOL! Seemore...I remember Pinnochio's...that was my haunt in '89 right thru until '91. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 It wasn't you was it Mamabear? Link to post Share on other sites
seemore 66 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Motion sickness Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Originally Posted By: rach It wasn't you was it Mamabear? Nah not me. I was partying with my Deaf friends - we were quite visible. [And I was married at this age - been with Papa since I was 18] But I did see a lot of drunken makeout sessions in progress! Link to post Share on other sites
griller 9 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 drunken makeout sessions. I was never good at them. I was really into the dancing, quite serious about it. Always a in a morning after. Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Originally Posted By: JA Thanks, I know I can google it (as jynxxx suggests) but why he goes on beats me. Appreciate your reasonable response to my query. There's often an assumption that common abbreviations are understood universally. Eg ... I am interested in genealogy, have relatives who come from an English County, Staffordshire. If you saw a town that was listed as being in the county of "Salop" you'd wonder, as did I until I found a translation. Salop is the common English abbreviation for Shropshire. Weird, but that's how it works. JA, are you going for thread killer of the year? Tell us about one of your first dates mate. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 First date I can remember was a Welsh bird who'd "devised" a killer drink. a shot of TiaMaria and a shot of Ouzo - same glass! realllll smooooth on the way down and kicked like a mule once it hit bottom. We ended up at her place, me pi$$ed as ... her reasonably sober. Cannot remember much of the night but I do remember having a rather strange fishy smell until I got home for a shower! Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 What was there fish in the drink or something? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 or fiddling with the goldfish bowl and he kept smelling his middle finger. Link to post Share on other sites
Go Native 70 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 First date with my wife was pretty bad. Got her stupidly drunk at a party. Went in someones room and shagged her stupid on the floor. She then spent the rest of the evening hugging the porcelain. Couldn't even remember her name the next morning. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 charming. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Originally Posted By: Go Native First date with my wife was pretty bad. Got her stupidly drunk at a party. Went in someones room and shagged her stupid on the floor. She then spent the rest of the evening hugging the porcelain. Couldn't even remember her name the next morning. Does she know you just told that fabulously romantic story to the entire SJ community! I think I need to buy you a beer GN That was very brave! Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 That is very romantic. You've told us that before haven't you GN? I seem to remember it. Link to post Share on other sites
Go Native 70 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I think I've told just about everyone that story except maybe her Dad Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Wait till you tell your daughter too! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 does it qualify as a worst ever first date if shagging is involved?? Link to post Share on other sites
seemore 66 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I think the critera is a little blurred. Like GN's 1st date on the said night. If you have a 1st date and things progress then it's still a 1st date. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Originally Posted By: thursday does it qualify as a worst ever first date if shagging is involved?? Why because it can never be bad if there is shagging involved? Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I beg to differ. I have heard stories..... Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Originally Posted By: BagOfCrisps I beg to differ. I have heard stories..... yeah, must be hard only hearing what shaggin is like. Dont worry, you have seen enough of it on porn to know where it goes...good luck though eh Link to post Share on other sites
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