Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I was inspired after reading the "When a relationship ends" thread. Whats the worst 1st date ever? Mines has to be when I went out with this German chick I met outside of a pizza shop after a nightclub. She decided that 1st date was the best time to tell me she previously was a blood drinking Goth when she was home in Germany. You wouldn't believe how quickly I ushered her into a taxi and waved her off Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I knew her, kind of friends. One night in club we were both extremely drunk. We started kissing. I turn round and throw up (Exorcist-style). Didn't go down too well. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Met a girl and went to the cinema. All of a sudden heard an 'oh damn, I'm bleeding'. Gave her a tissue but turned out her period had kicked in at that time. Yes, very romantic. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Gross Gross And Gross-er! All my 1st dates have been pretty awesome... I did have one uncomfortable first and last date. I was just barely 13 yrs old and a guy I knew from school invited me to be his 'date' at his sister's sit down 21st birthday party. I didn't really know what to do or say, and neither did he... we would have been heaps better off going 10pin bowling or Ice Skating! Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver I was inspired after reading the "When a relationship ends" thread. Whats the worst 1st date ever? Mines has to be when I went out with this German chick I met outside of a pizza shop after a nightclub. She decided that 1st date was the best time to tell me she previously was a blood drinking Goth when she was home in Germany. You wouldn't believe how quickly I ushered her into a taxi and waved her off Germans!! Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 did she have big teeth? Are you sure she wasn't from Romania? Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Worst, yet best date ever. So it was mid January in Northern VT. Cold as @#%$! I decided to go out on the town with this girl I met from Burlington. At the time we both had fake Id's I believe we were 18 or 19. Anyway, we both get a little tipsy and then we get the brilliant idea to go out for a walk after I was done shaking my groove thing on the dance floor. Needless to say it is about -21 C out and she trips and falls on the ice. Luckily I realize she is laughing and laughing is better than oh shit I have to take this girl to the hospital. We continue on our way after a sigh of relief as we reach my house. Much to my dismay I left the keys to my place inside and nobody is home. At this point I let my survival skills take over and I started a fire with some cardboard I found in a nearby dumpster and some dry wood behind our house. The fire is roaring and I take out a flask and get a little liquid courage enough to try and climb to the second story window. Realizing this was a bad idea just a tad too late I slipped and fell into a pile of snow/ice 2 stories fall. At this point she pulls the well thanks for completely ruining my night deal and I plead for mercy. She was not impressed by this point. We kill about an hour by the fire and I get the clever idea to try the door. Sure enough it is unlocked. I am so excited that I run inside the house to proclaim my new thankfulness of warmth and missed that my roommate had left his skis out. BAM I hit the floor and break my wrist. Meanwhile she is laughing hysterically and I want to cut my arm off. So we sit down and start talking about things. Drunken jibber jabber somehow turns do sloppy making out and well, since we were both cold for so long you know the rest of the story. Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 The next worst date wasn't a first, but I was in vegas with a girl and this girl is a lush and a half. Just the typical fake tan, blond hair, etc. Gorgeous, but dumb nonetheless. So it was our third night there or something (always lose track after 1) and while she was fun at the hotel in private going out with her was a total drag. I like gambling...a lot. More than women. We are no means boyfriend and girlfriend, just a friend of a friend I knew before having fun in Vegas. So we head out to the casinos. Once I get there I just kept feeding her drinks. Her inebriated persona is much more entertaining than anything I've ever witnessed. Instantly she sees someone she likes. She was talking to him for a while and in her slobbery excuse for behavior started making out with him. I immediately go up and say, (Dumb girl's name)...you know herpes is contagious right? I apologized to him and took her by the arm back to the casino with a dead serious look. The guy's jaw dropped to almost the floor. Then after my friends were done laughing hysterically I left her with her other friend to basically rot while I proceeded to slay the craps table. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 what about that broken wrist? Way too much pain to be distracted Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 5, 2009 Author Share Posted December 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: stemik did she have big teeth? Are you sure she wasn't from Romania? nah she was pretty hot.......just hiding a weirdo interior though Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: MitchPee So it was mid January in Northern VT. Mitch, mate - for us non-US people, could you explain where the hell VT is? Is it a country, a state, a city, a tinpot town somewhere south of nowhere? And, also for the record, you live in UT? is that a ute without an e? Sorry to appear so dumb, but the US is NOT the centre of the universe, and everyone in the world does NOT understand your shorthand. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 so dumb. VT stands for Virgina Town. Hence the dating relevance. Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: JA Originally Posted By: MitchPee So it was mid January in Northern VT. Mitch, mate - for us non-US people, could you explain where the hell VT is? Is it a country, a state, a city, a tinpot town somewhere south of nowhere? And, also for the record, you live in UT? is that a ute without an e? Sorry to appear so dumb, but the US is NOT the centre of the universe, and everyone in the world does NOT understand your shorthand. Give the guy a break JA., By the way where is NSW? SW Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 NSW stands for No Safe Wife. Must be a state of beaters. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Mitch, it's unbelievable isn't it. 2009 and still people don't know all the states of U.S And here is a frank indication from a high school teacher. You would think an abbreviation would make it easy to guess. Can Google it, too. VT Vermont UT Utah AL ALABAMA AK ALASKA AZ ARIZONA AR ARKANSAS CA CALIFORNIA CO COLORADO CT CONNECTICUT DE DELAWARE DC DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA FL FLORIDA GA GORGIA HI HAWAII ID IDAHO IL ILLINOIS IN INDIANA IA IOWA KS KANSAS KY KENTUCKY LA LOUISIANA ME MAINE MD MARYLAND MA MASSACHUSETTS MI MICHIGAN MN MINNESOTA MS MISSISSIPPI MO MISSOURI MT MONTANA NE NEBRASKA NV NEVADA NH NEW HAMPSHIRE NJ NEW JERSEY NM NEW MEXICO NY NEW YORK NC NORTH CAROLINA ND NORTH DAKOTA OH OHIO OK OKLAHOMA OR OREGON PA PENNSYLVANIA RI RHODE ISLAND SC SOUTH CAROLINA SD SOUTH DAKOTA TN TENNESSEE TX TEXAS VI VIRGIN ISLANDS VA VIRGINIA WA WASHINGTON WV WEST VIRGINIA WI WISCONSIN WY WYOMING I suppose there are people who thinks NY is the capital of USA and Sydney of Australia, and confuses Australia and Austria, and Japanese bows like Thai. Amusing. Go ahead people can check up themselves, Google or dictionary, some search function ,,, Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 To be honest, if people don't know the counties of the UK, states of Australia, prefectures of Japan etc, why should we care about other countries? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: thursday what about that broken wrist? Way too much pain to be distracted yeha, I call BS. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: Jynxx Mitch, it's unbelievable isn't it. 2009 and still people don't know all the states of U.S And here is a frank indication from a high school teacher. You would think an abbreviation would make it easy to guess. Can Google it, too. VT Vermont UT Utah AL ALABAMA AK ALASKA AZ ARIZONA AR ARKANSAS CA CALIFORNIA CO COLORADO CT CONNECTICUT DE DELAWARE DC DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA FL FLORIDA GA GORGIA HI HAWAII ID IDAHO IL ILLINOIS IN INDIANA IA IOWA KS KANSAS KY KENTUCKY LA LOUISIANA ME MAINE MD MARYLAND MA MASSACHUSETTS MI MICHIGAN MN MINNESOTA MS MISSISSIPPI MO MISSOURI MT MONTANA NE NEBRASKA NV NEVADA NH NEW HAMPSHIRE NJ NEW JERSEY NM NEW MEXICO NY NEW YORK NC NORTH CAROLINA ND NORTH DAKOTA OH OHIO OK OKLAHOMA OR OREGON PA PENNSYLVANIA RI RHODE ISLAND SC SOUTH CAROLINA SD SOUTH DAKOTA TN TENNESSEE TX TEXAS VI VIRGIN ISLANDS VA VIRGINIA WA WASHINGTON WV WEST VIRGINIA WI WISCONSIN WY WYOMING I suppose there are people who thinks NY is the capital of USA and Sydney of Australia, and confuses Australia and Austria, and Japanese bows like Thai. Amusing. Go ahead people can check up themselves, Google or dictionary, some search function ,,, Dude, I'd rather hear about shag attempts than be lectured on geography. Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: JA Originally Posted By: MitchPee So it was mid January in Northern VT. Mitch, mate - for us non-US people, could you explain where the hell VT is? Is it a country, a state, a city, a tinpot town somewhere south of nowhere? And, also for the record, you live in UT? is that a ute without an e? Sorry to appear so dumb, but the US is NOT the centre of the universe, and everyone in the world does NOT understand your shorthand. I was not assuming in anyway that the US was the center of the universe. Just a habit abbreviating states. It's the state of Vermont. i didn't think it was necessarily relevant. I do live in Utah now yes. I moved here 3 years ago. Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: thursday what about that broken wrist? Way too much pain to be distracted Alcohol and sex are great temporary pain killers . Besides a broken wrist isn't that bad at all. Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: RobBright Originally Posted By: thursday what about that broken wrist? Way too much pain to be distracted yeha, I call BS. Okay... I am not going to defend my stories via internet board. So think what you will. It's really sad that people are so critical on a website with such common interests. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: MitchPee Originally Posted By: RobBright Originally Posted By: thursday what about that broken wrist? Way too much pain to be distracted yeha, I call BS. Okay... I am not going to defend my stories via internet board. So think what you will. It's really sad that people are so critical on a website with such common interests. dude, you need to chill out. If we met in a bar or at a SJF meet up, and you'd told us this story, would still say BS to you. Not asking you to defend yourself at all. Nothing wrong with a little skepticism from time to time is there? Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: RobBright Originally Posted By: MitchPee Originally Posted By: RobBright what about that broken wrist? Way too much pain to be distracted yeha, I call BS. Okay... I am not going to defend my stories via internet board. So think what you will. It's really sad that people are so critical on a website with such common interests. dude, you need to chill out. If we met in a bar or at a SJF meet up, and you'd told us this story, would still say BS to you. Not asking you to defend yourself at all. Nothing wrong with a little skepticism from time to time is there? Nothing wrong with skepticism, but come on. This thread has been one entire shitstorm of picking details instead of just listening to the story (abbreviating the state issue also). I really don't take anything personal and if I had shared it at a bar I would have called the girl and put the phone to your ear haha. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 OK, one broken wrist, so you did it with the other wrist. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Thanks, I know I can google it (as jynxxx suggests) but why he goes on beats me. Appreciate your reasonable response to my query. There's often an assumption that common abbreviations are understood universally. Eg ... I am interested in genealogy, have relatives who come from an English County, Staffordshire. If you saw a town that was listed as being in the county of "Salop" you'd wonder, as did I until I found a translation. Salop is the common English abbreviation for Shropshire. Weird, but that's how it works. Link to post Share on other sites
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