Tubby Beaver 209 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 See you at the party Richter!! Total Recall Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 so, how was that extraordinary? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 or should it be: Asta la vista baby. Link to post Share on other sites
Go Native 70 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 One of my favourites "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?" Dirty Harry Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 "Chinese have a lot of Hells, Jack" John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China... not particularly awesome, but it's stuck in my head. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Some apes, it seems, are more equal than others. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Can I post crappy ones too "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed." "I love you." "Ditto." Link to post Share on other sites
bobby12 0 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Han: We are all ready to win, just as we are born knowing only life. It is defeat that you must learn to prepare for. Williams: Don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice. Han: Oh? How so? Williams: I'll be too busy looking gooood. Enter the Dragon has too many good quotes, almost every line is legendary. Link to post Share on other sites
gareth_oau 2 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" Michael Caine in the original "Italian Job" Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 "Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window. " "When I go home people'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? What, you some kinda war junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is. " Click to reveal.. Hoot - Black Hawk Down Link to post Share on other sites
gareth_oau 2 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Rimmer, from Red Dwarf: I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." One drawback with that--the abbreviation is CLITORIS. Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 from Zulu Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Sixty! We dropped at least 60, wouldn't you say? Adendorff: That leaves only 3,940. Private Henry Hook: [after being ordered to help prepare for the Zulu attack] What for? Did I ever see a Zulu walk down a City road? No! So what am I doing here? Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Damn the levies man... Cowardly blacks! Adendorff: What the hell do you mean "cowardly blacks?" They died on your side, didn't they? And who the hell do you think is coming to wipe out your little command? The Grenadier Guards? Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Zulu?! Quality viewing in the Stemik household!! from Carry On Up The Khyber Pass The "Khasi" (Kenneth Williams): Look Bungdit Din! It is the Devils in Skirts! Khasi: May the benevolence of the god Shivoo bring blessings on your house. Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond (Sid James): And on yours. Khasi: And may his wisdom bring success in all your undertakings. Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And in yours. Khasi: And may his radiance light up your life. Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And up yours. The classic Arnie one is from Pumping Iron when he's on about lifting weights and says it feels like cumming nonstop. Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. I actually used that line myself once. It was quite funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 *are you the Judean Peoples Front? * F##K Off!! We're the Peoples Front of Judea! If there's one thing I hate more than the bloody Romans, its the Judean Peoples Front! Life of Brian Link to post Share on other sites
indosnm 0 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 "The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is... The Pump. Let's say you train your biceps. Blood is rushing into your muscles and that's what we call The Pump. You muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode any minute, and it's really tight - it's like somebody blowing air into it, into your muscle. It just blows up, and it feels really different. It feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven" Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 "I'll be back" terminator Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I became... What? Bulimic. ... you can read minds? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 zoolander Link to post Share on other sites
METAL 0 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and... Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten? Nigel Tufnel: Exactly. Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder? Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where? Marty DiBergi: I don't know. Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven. Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder. Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder? Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven. Link to post Share on other sites
snowdude 44 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 She'll be back! Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Scarface? Or did someone say that in the Sarah Connor Chronicles? Link to post Share on other sites
nagoid 4 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Terminator 3, I think. Link to post Share on other sites
snowdude 44 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Was Terminator 3! When Arnie pushed the female teminator down the lift well! Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 "It is not a tumor!" Arnold in Kindergarten Cop Link to post Share on other sites
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