grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 5, 2010 Author Share Posted July 5, 2010 Quote: As agreed with the baby's mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship. Bet he thought that wording up all by himself! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I wonder how much she got for her, er, efforts. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Perhaps I'm being slightly cynical. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 It'll be his mother looking after the cutie. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 So he's not gay then! Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Could still be - apparently some newspapers are saying a surrogate mother. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Comments like this are just ridiculous beyond words Quote: The youngster is the spitting image of his famous father Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 He can't be gay. He spent many nights in Paris. Or some other runway. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 And there is no way a fag can play football like that. American "football" yes, but not FOOTBALL. Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 just found this... http://www.6die.com/2010/07/family-food-consumption-by-country.html Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 fantastic. Cut n paste it will ya? That Chad family is a bit sad. But that Egyptian one looks real healthy. I'd like to see what I spend on for a week. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 The Dong family. Got to love that name. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 actually means East, NOT North. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I'm intrigued. Gonna have to take some photos of our daily groceries for a week. Look out for a new thread. Erm... next week or later. Link to post Share on other sites
OzOzOz 2 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 A judge in Sydney has ordered the Australian band Men at Work to hand over a portion of the royalties from their 1980s hit Down Under, after previously ruling its distinctive flute riff was copied from a children's campfire song. But the penalty he imposed of 5% of the song's royalties was far less than the 60% sought by publishing company Larrikin Music, which holds the copyright for the song Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree. Kookaburra was written more than 70 years ago by Australian teacher Marion Sinclair for a Guides competition, and the song about the native Australian bird has been a favourite around campfires from New Zealand to Canada. Sinclair died in 1988, but Larrikin filed a copyright lawsuit last year. In February, federal court judge Peter Jacobson ruled Men at Work had copied their song's signature flute melody from Kookaburra. Today, Jacobson ordered Men at Work's recording company, EMI Songs Australia, and Down Under songwriters Colin Hay and Ron Strykert, to pay 5% of royalties earned from the song since 2002 and from its future earnings. A statute of limitations restricted Larrikin from seeking royalties earned before 2002. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 According to one new poll, 26 percent of Americans do not know who the United States won independence from. The Library of Congress has determined that Thomas Jefferson changed the word "subjects" to "citizens" in an early version of the Declaration of Independence. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 name the source. Or name their sauce. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Wasn't it from the Aliens, at the end of ID4? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 No. That's a movie, I believe. It may have been the commies. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Quote: Mullets Are Officially Illegal in Iran In a move of government oppression we can sort of get behind, Iran's culture ministry has banned a number of men's haircuts including the mullet and other "decadent Western cuts." What else is deemed illegally unstylish? Pony tails and elaborate spikes are also deemed immodest, so aging rockers and the cast of Jersey Shore should probably stay out of Tehran for awhile. There is actually a guide to which styles are now acceptable for male citizens. The catalog will be unveiled later this month at the Modesty and Veil Festival, which we wish was something we made up for comedy but is, in fact, a real actual event. Acceptable 'dos seem short and boring, however Elvis-style pompadours, retro '80s bangs, and short spikes are on the list. A new addition to the code is the goatee, which was once frowned upon but is now OK, a change probably due to the country's love of '90s movies starring Ben Affleck (that we made up). In recent years, several Iranian barbershops have been shut down for offering "Western" styles like the mullet. We wish we could get a similar law on the books. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 They should be illegal everywhere! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday name the source. Or name their sauce. OK ,,, here it is. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Long hair used to be illegal in Taiwan. I wonder if it still is? Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Quote: Singer George Michael has been arrested in Hampstead, London, on suspicion of being unfit to drive. The 47-year-old was arrested on Sunday after police were called with reports that a car had crashed into a building on Hampstead High Street. A morning just wouldn't be the same without news of George crashing his car stoned would it. Link to post Share on other sites
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