brit-gob 9 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Funny. I wonder if people transporting elephants on trucks was a particular problem?! Link to post Share on other sites
loaf of bread 0 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Big news this morning Jersey Shore star Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola has revealed she gave up every good 'guidette's' favourite dish - pasta - in an effort to lose weight. And in less important stuff A GIANT asteroid could be on course to hit Earth causing massive devastation, space boffins revealed today. An international team including NASA experts warned a 560m wide space rock has been discovered heading this way. If it did hit Earth it would blast a crater several miles wide and could devastate a city the size of London, wreaking death and destruction for hundreds of miles in every direction. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 any idea where's it gonna hit and when? I want to get of of stocks before then. Link to post Share on other sites
Go Native 70 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 It would be cool if it hit the ocean and covered the earth in so much cloud that we started entering the next ice age. Just think of all the snow that would fall. Yeah baby! Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday any idea where's it gonna hit and when? I want to get of of stocks before then. something something 2012 ...ish. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Originally Posted By: Schneebored Originally Posted By: thursday any idea where's it gonna hit and when? I want to get of of stocks before then. something something 2012 ...ish. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 I'm brickin' it already. Link to post Share on other sites
oo 1 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Shocking: A French nursing assistant and mother of two has confessed to killing eight of her newborn babies, placing their bodies in hermetically sealed plastic bags and hiding them from her family over a 17-year period. Investigators into what appears to be France's biggest infanticide case said Dominique Cottrez, from the north-eastern village of Villers-au-Tertre, had admitted deliberately suffocating the infants immediately after giving birth to them on her own. She was charged today with murder. The 46-year-old faces life in prison for the killings, which are understood to have taken place between 1989 and 2006. Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Be thankful you're not a lizard ! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 I do every day. Link to post Share on other sites
Curt 1 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 A psychiatrist had sex with a female patient and then told her it had to happen to "defuse" the tension between them, the General Medical Council heard today. The woman said her mental health deteriorated after the alleged encounter with Dr Theodore Soutzos while a hospital in-patient. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Women buy sexier clothes when most fertile Women buy sexier and more daring clothes when they are at their most fertile because of a subconscious wish to look impressive – to other women. An instinct tells women when they are most likely to conceive and they unknowingly set out to make themselves look as appealing as possible, but not for the benefit of potential partners. Rather, the display is an attempt to outdo potential love rivals so that they look less desirable in direct comparison, researchers claim. Link to post Share on other sites
r45 4 Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Cool. --- A wife who suspected her husband was having an affair found he was actually married to another woman through a simple Facebook search. Lynn France found an array of wedding pictures after typing in the name of the woman she believed her husband, John, was seeing. 'I was numb with shock, to tell you the truth,' said France, an occupational therapist from, Cleveland, Ohio. Link to post Share on other sites
iiyamadude 6 Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Heard that on the news. What a fool. Or fools. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 I find that incredible for so many reasons, not the least of which is the deceptive nature of the 'husband'. Do these people possess no moral compass at all? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 is he mental.....married to 2 women!!! That's double the headache! Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Jerry Springfield material. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 actually very hard to pull off. Comedy of errors. But seriously, who'd want to be married to two of them????????? Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Dumb Quote: A groom accidentally killed three relatives at his wedding in Turkey when he fired into the air with an assault rifle in celebration, the Anatolia news agency reported. Eight other people were wounded at the incident at the village of Akcagoze in the south-eastern province of Gaziantep. The groom unleashed a volley of rapid aerial shots with an AK-47 rifle to celebrate his nuptials, but quickly lost control of the weapon and accidentally raked the guests with bullets, the report said. His father and two of his aunts died in hospital. And Dumber Quote: The two finalists in Finland's annual World Sauna Championships...(in which participants were asked to withstand a sweltering 110 degrees Celsius for as long as possible) were rushed to hospital before the competition ended and the Russian contestant died. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I thought I'd come down with dehydration or worse yesterday when my pee turned pink. I did feel a bit groggy after a run the day before. Anyway, it looks like its actually from eating beetroot! This is the first year I've grown it. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I have heard of that before. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 10, 2010 Author Share Posted August 10, 2010 Originally Posted By: Mr Wiggles I thought I'd come down with dehydration or worse yesterday when my pee turned pink. I did feel a bit groggy after a run the day before. Anyway, it looks like its actually from eating beetroot! This is the first year I've grown it. Phew!! Link to post Share on other sites
mina2 6 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Beetroot. Haven't had some of that for a while. I only used to like it pickled in vinegar. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 pink pee might be a sign you're turning gay. Link to post Share on other sites
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