big-will 7 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Quote: British Airways has apologised after a photograph in a staff magazine showed a frequent flyer boarding pass in the name of Osama Bin Laden. The image appeared on the front page of LHR News and was meant to promote the benefits of online check-in. It showed a passenger holding up an iPhone displaying a boarding pass in the name Bin Laden/Osama, seat 07-C. A BA spokesman apologised and said: "A mistake was made and we are working to find out how this occurred." Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 If Bin Laden was travelling, it would be the safest flight operating. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 Breaking news Headline: Manicure mayhem for Miley Cyrus as she is turned away from Kensington salon for not having an appointment Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 According to eyewitnesses, the star, who is currently in the capital, walked into a salon on Kensington Church Street to get a pedicure. But as she didn't have an appointment, the star was allegedly turned away from the salon. Looking embarrassed, she and her best friend Scotti, who has accompanied her on her trip to the UK, make a swift exit. Luckily for her, there was another salon just down the road that was happy to accommodate her. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads Luckily for her, there was another salon just down the road that was happy to accommodate her. Bloody hell that was a close call. She must have been relieved. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Life or Death, that! Can't have the tootsies all ragged! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 who is she? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 billy ray virus' kid Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 No!!. She's that American Idol contestant. And she was carppier than most. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 8, 2010 Author Share Posted June 8, 2010 Originally Posted By: RobBright billy ray virus' kid Now there's a fine haircut to try and copy. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 that square dancing is an extreme kinda stupid isn't it. Link to post Share on other sites
Hokkaidough 4 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Everything to do with country is. Link to post Share on other sites
aomorigum 0 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Hold on kimosabe, that was 2005 news. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Stu Cable, former drummer with Stereophonice, found dead. Alcohol/drugs it seems. Rock n roll. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Shocking eh? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 is that the cable guy? Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Quote: Commuters leave pregnant women standing... out of fear they'll confuse bump for belly Belly or bump – can you tell the difference? Apparently many commuters can’t, and are too afraid of causing offence to find out. As a result, the majority of pregnant women are struggling to get a seat on public transport. Two surveys have found that commuters are rarely giving up their perches to those struggling with the dizziness, swollen feet and nausea that pregnancy can bring. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 in UK, it is hard to tell. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Quote: Most farmers will just grab a shotgun, or phone the police when confronted with trespassers. Not Chinese farmer Yang Youde though, who fires petrol bombs from his homemade cannon—one time, he even held off 100 people. Youde had leased his farm until 2019, but after learning last year that it was to be repossessed, he built cannons and petrol bombs, to lob at anyone who dares attempt take his land from him. The first time people tried approaching him, there were 30 which he managed to hold off for a short while, before he ran out of bombs—and they beat him up. The second time, 100 people swarmed his land but were scared off by his artillery. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 He gets lots of trespassers then! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 They're after his stash of cannons. Link to post Share on other sites
JellyBelly 1 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 After that 2 year old chain smoker, who looked about 40 years old.... Quote: A CHINESE toddler aged THREE has become mysteriously addicted to smoking and drinking after a car accident. Little Ya Wen lives in a shelter with her parents who collect and sell rubbish for money. Her mother Gao explained the little girl was knocked down by a speeding van last year. She was rushed to hospital where doctors managed to stabilise her. She woke up a week later and recovered fully after a couple of months - but her mum soon found her secretly smoking cigarettes. And she was soon stealing packs off her father's cigarettes - as well as putting them on their local shop tab. Gao said her daughter has now been addicted to smoking for a year and has also taken a liking to drink and changed her preference in clothes. "She only likes boy's clothes. If we don't buy them for her, she cries in protest. "She also likes drinking. "Three glasses of beer is no problem to her." Bizarre Link to post Share on other sites
JellyBelly 1 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Reminds me of this Link to post Share on other sites
kkk 7 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Little Britain - some chuckles but they really do blatantly recycle what little material they have hey. Link to post Share on other sites
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