grungy-gonads 54 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Does the 'h' stand for anything? (hairy perhaps?) Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 it ain't Friday yet, theres no joke. Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Okay there were these 3 tourists in Hakuba and they wanted to do some back country on their own. One was American from Colorado, one was a Kiwi from Christchurch and one was an Aussie from Cairns. Well there were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The American looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The Kiwi went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the Aussie went over to the tracks. He looked down, then got run over by a train! Link to post Share on other sites
cheeseman 1 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 stemik - thanks for the fun jokes. Request: for next week, can you maybe have a cheese theme? Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Hakuba + cheese. A challenge indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Originally Posted By: scouser Hakuba + cheese. A challenge indeed. Friday Joke What's the difference between a Hakuba Ski Instructor and a large cheese pizza? Click to reveal.. A large cheese pizza can feed a family of 4 Link to post Share on other sites
fukdane 2 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I would have thought there might be some decent meat on a ski instructor? Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Ahhhh, Friday. But where's my joke!?!? Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 A guy on a skiing vacation in Niseko walks into a Wild Bills bar and orders a beer. As the bartender pours it, the guy says, “I just heard the funniest dumb Aussie joke! You’ve gotta hear it.†The bartender leans over the bar and growls, “Buddy, I’m Aussie. You see the two big bouncers over there? They are Aussies too!. Do you still want to tell that Aussie joke?†“Nah,†says the guy. “I don’t want to have to explain it three times.†Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Haha. Here's one Two pensioners walking through a park. A frog comes up to one of them and says: "Hello. I am a beautiful young princess trapped in a frogs body. If you kiss me , I will be released, and you can do with me as you wish!" The first pensioner picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The second pensioner asks: "Aren't you going to kiss it?" "No", replies the first. "At my age I reckon I'd have more fun with a talking frog". Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Not very good was it. I'll leave it to stemik. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 C'mon. Dont't do yourself in. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I reckon it's pretty good pie-eater,, Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I liked it too Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Gambare! Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 any requests....need something different from Aussie jokes in Japan? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Since you ask, lets get our politician friend in on the act shall we? http://www.snowjapanforums.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/296236/gonew/1/Bijin_sugiru.html Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 ok thats a challenge.... Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 We are highly expectant. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Pressure's on! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 we are waiting... Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 still waiting... Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 still no sign of life... Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Now Friday's Joke is about Yuki Fujukawa from the thread http://www.snowjapanforums.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/296236/gonew/1/Bijin_sugiru.html Did you know that Yuki is half Irish and half Japanese? Her Irish name is Brigit O'malley Anyways the story goes Yuki (Brigit) decides to go to Japan and become a secretary. After a while she begins sending money and gifts home to her father in Cork, Ireland. After a few years, they asked her to come home for a visit as her father was becoming frail and elderly. She pulled up to the family home in a flash sports car and stepped out wearing Luis Viutton and diamonds etc. As she walked into the house her father said, "Hmmm -- they seem to be paying secretaries awfully well in Japan." Yuki took his hands and said, "Dad -- I've been meaning to tell you something for years, but I didn't want to put it in a letter. I can't hide it from you any longer. I've become a politician." Her father gasped, put his hand on his heart and keeled over. The doctor was called, but the old man had clearly lost the will to live. He was put to bed and the priest was called. As the priest began to administer Extreme Unction, with the mother and Yuki weeping and wailing, the old man muttered weakly, "I'm a goner -- killed by my own daughter! Killed by the shame of what you've become!" "Please forgive me," Yuki sobbed, "I only wanted to have nice things! I wanted to be able to send you money and the only way I could do it was by becoming a politician." Brushing the priest aside, the old man sat bolt upright in bed, smiling. "Did you say politician? That was a close one -- I thought you said Protestant!" Link to post Share on other sites
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