grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Whilst reading through a recent edition of FHM, I found the following. Is it true? If incorrect, I will mail them and encourage you to do the same. ---------------------- A nation of great lovers? Nearly one in five Australians have fallen asleep during sexual activity. ...but then again, more than a third have injured themselves while "knocking boots". It's a lonely on a sheep station - which may explain why a frankly disturbing 21% of Australians have attempted to fellate themselves. More than half the population have stopped while conkers-deep to answer a phone call. 47.6% have whipped their bits out in public. 34% admit to having had a cheeky jostle while at work. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 "knocking boots". Is that Aussie speak? Link to post Share on other sites
sakebomb 0 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Quote: 47.6% have whipped their bits out in public This is probably true as for the rest I can confidently say that I have never fallen asleep, injured myself or answered the phone whilst "knocking boots" (what the f#*k is that about). But if you are familiar with FHM or Ralph mags you will know the level of quality that is in there . Link to post Share on other sites
giggsy 0 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 FHM is such a class mag (er, not). Actually it was much better many years ago when it was first becoming popular. Link to post Share on other sites
Weegeoff 0 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 From what I understand of the ausie men It,s the women who fall asleep Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by Weegeoff: From what I understand of the ausie men It,s the women who fall asleep thats cuz the men cant give em what they need Link to post Share on other sites
akibun 0 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 I don't understand many part of that. Maybe I shouldn't ask, but what is "conkers-deep"? Link to post Share on other sites
miteyak 0 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Conkers are a (slang?) name for the seeds from the horse chestnut tree. Not to be confused with the chestnuts, they do indeed look similar, but, unlike chestnuts they are usually a little smaller and near perfectly round. I hope that clears it up for you. Link to post Share on other sites
I'm Sexy 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I asked guy friend from UK this and he laughed very much! Link to post Share on other sites
Weegeoff 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 posted by yamakashi Quote: Thats cuz the men cant give em what they need That should be while they give them what they need Link to post Share on other sites
sunrise 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Why Weegeoff, it sounds like you've had bad experiences with Aussie men Some are hopless but not all by any means.... the only guy I ever fell asleep on was an Aussie though, (oops!). Link to post Share on other sites
Dims 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 We are all fit, trim and fantastic lovers. Won't hear otherwise. Anyone who isn't is rounded up and sent straight to England where they belong. Along with all the ugly ones and those that are crap at sport. Link to post Share on other sites
griller 9 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 The Aussie lads I've met would rather sleep with Niseko than a girl. Link to post Share on other sites
miteyak 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by Dims: We are all fit, trim and fantastic lovers. Won't hear otherwise. Anyone who isn't is rounded up and sent straight to England where they belong. Along with all the ugly ones and those that are crap at sport. So THAT'S how I got my Aussie visa so damn quickly... Link to post Share on other sites
sunrise 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Did you have to take a test? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Mb - Gareth? Any input? Link to post Share on other sites
Go Native 70 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Originally Posted By: griller The Aussie lads I've met would rather sleep with Niseko than a girl. Give me a whole day skiing Niseko powder over 3 minutes 'knocking boots' anytime! Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 What a lot of sillyness! Where did you dig this one up from Rob! Quote: Nearly one in five Australians have fallen asleep during sexual activity. Is that in their lifetime? Coz I am pretty sure I was really drunk one night and.... Quote: more than a third have injured themselves while "knocking boots". Knocking boots! LOL! umm..no ... no coital injuries for me or Papa...not yet anyway ... but we are getting on in years now so the potential is there! Quote: It's a lonely on a sheep station - which may explain why a frankly disturbing 21% of Australians have attempted to fellate themselves. There is nothing more to be said about this one is there! Quote: More than half the population have stopped while conkers-deep to answer a phone call. Isnt that what message bank is for! Quote: 47.6% have whipped their bits out in public. Intentionally? That number is pretty high isnt it? Papa and I must be right prudes! Quote: 34% admit to having had a cheeky jostle while at work. WTF is a cheeky jostle... Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 >It's a lonely on a sheep station - which may explain why a frankly disturbing 21% of Australians have attempted to fellate themselves.< I've seen a guy do it! It was when I was a 16 year old apprentice and he did it in the middle of the workshop. Pretty imressive. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Well, was inspired by SjF comment in the interview he did, trying to get people to post. And as the forum has got older, and more joined, thought it'd be a good chance to get some new opinions on older threads. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 no. It was 'cos you were on the juice last night. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Thursday....don't be jealous, you have to allow other people to drag up ancient threads as well Link to post Share on other sites
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