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Bobby12 Sorry I don,t smoke {do drink}No butler. BUT I have got the slippers

Most of the best British comedians are now dead.Tommy Cooper, Les Dawson, Morcame & Wise the list go,s on and on They could make you laugh and not have to swear. Not like the modern ones which say f**k and then stand back to wait for the applause. Don,t forget the great Bob Hope was English along with Stan Laurel I must be one of the few people how did not find Fawlty Towers or The office funny. To my mind John Kleese is not funny and overrated.The Python show was a pinch off the Goons.

The US committee on Globle Warming is funded by Exxon {thats esso in the UK}.I have a sneaky feeling that they may be bias.But I have got a suspicious mind.

I have got to apologies to the US. Above, I said thay had no sense of humor.I made a mistake,Just over 50% have voted for Mr. Bush. that was a joke!!!! was,nt it

I think it all depends on which end you are blowing the instrument from whether toxic emmissions come out or not.

I prefer my jam on toast.

The US have not got one

Someone says. It,s my round

I think it might have gone stale by now

I think you should think on the lines of a takaway,Indian,Chinenese,Japanese,etc.And then think about the washing up.do you lick the plate first or when you have had a nibble

They had a poll in the UK only 6% liked it the new one the rest preferred the old one

Mr. Mathews 51.5 Lt. of Schapps is about 11,5 gallons. Somehow! I don,t think so. Could we have got our decimal point in the wrong place.

I am listening to Jools Holland with Tom Jones and boy dose it ROCK I have also got Bill Wyman,s Rhythm Kings. They are probaly a bit old fashioned for you lot. but they are still good.

Slow Have you ever heard of a trumpet player called Maynard Ferguson or Harry James. They both go way back. Maynard is still doing World tours He is a high note man is range is phenomenal.

Scoobydoo You must be the only Bush fan on the forum. I am talking Presidents here

George to Laura, I have just become a grand master at the jigsaw puzzle, Hows that says Laura (George) I have just finished this jigsaw in 4 weeks. On the box it says 5 to 6 years

Wanted a good Women Must have a good pair of skis and bindings Must be a good cook Keep the house clean Must do a bit of gardening Help entertain my friends Endulde in the occasional nookie Please send photo of skis and bindings

I would say ban it everywhere.I am fed up goimg home stinking of other peoples stale smoke.On my clothes and in my hair and if you speak to someone who has just had a fag. there breath STINKS

There is an old joke . America General How is the second biggest army in Iraq. British General OK how is the second best

The game would be full of hand balls

He was just getting his rock off.

The only thing I can think of is that someone has tried to spike her drink and you got it. It now happens a lot in the UK.I have a daughter who had a lucky escape.She was out with a friend, left her drink for a minuet,then finished it to go to the next pub.By the time she got there she was out of the game.She was taken to the hospital where she spent the night. Most girl now drink out of bottles and keep there thumb over the end.If they have to leave it for some reason when they come back they don,t touch it and buy fresh

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Quote: Dr. Mabise Theres is a lot of coming and going There is no point of Going if you are not going to come

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