mogski

My lowdown comes from my recent research, purchase and installation of a washlet in my apartment. Would be happy to provide free installation and demostration provided my return business class travel airfare was paid for and a BBQ of huge arse steaks and lobster was prepared for my arrival.

Don't ever underestimate K1W1's!

The cheap ones are available for around 15,000 for a heated toilet seat and bidet nozzle. For a little extra you can get a butt blow dryer on them too. (Not reccomended cause the stench comes right up between the thighs on the torso highway to the nose ) This cost about 26,000. They all come with the goodies in them so you don't have to buy extra parts. You remove the primative toilet seat, bolt the new baby in, plug her in, attach the hose to the nuckle on the floor pipe feeding water to the cistern and before you know it you got a clean arse! The expensive ones seem to

I have decided to start up my own lawn mowing company in New Zealand. Stress free job and you get to ride on cool mower tractor thingys. Added benefit of this job is being able to smell freshly cut grass all day long, listening to ya iPod under them earmuffs, long long lunch breaks hanging rolling in the grass under the sun. Yep, lawn mowing is the way for me.

Surfing. More surfing. Beer drinking. TV watching. Shopping.

Can't think of a movie, but borrowing DB school of thought I liken myself to a the Subway foot long, whole grain honey wheat steak sub.

In a land of obesity with very few skinny people and most of the good looking ones already taken by Hollywood stars he was the only decent looking bloke. As far as ape impersonators go anyway. Therefore he was voted for.

Valiant cursaders? Peace and democracy to the world? Is this what that BS in Iraq is being taken for by some people these days? If it were "peace & democracy" that was wanted in by the world, why is there no representation from the Arab countries with their "crusaders"? Wasn't it the "crusaders" that created a lot of problems for the world in the first place?

Some democracy if you have to pay to watch part of the election race. Guess everyone gets a fair chance to hear the opinions this way.

Her name wasn't Tania was it? Blonde about 160cm, got a 12 year old daughter? Didn't just travel from Dubai?

In a country where interesections equal traffic lights I can understand this attitude! To get to the city from the outskirts of where I lived in NZ, a good 10km trip there is only 3 sets of traffic lights. Here there is at least 100 on the same distance! Crazy! Give way signs and intersections would go along way in preventing traffic jams on some sections of road in this country!

The band didn't need to change their name for the US market. The US market needs to be educated, that's all.

Good luck in getting a current version. I beleive they ran out of stock over two months ago...

Me! Except the isiots did not give this box FireWire 800 capabilities! Oh well. Isn't it great that people always hook onto to the latest release of a Mac model. they of course might not buy, but you rarely see subjects like "New HP - who wants one" "New Dell - Get one" The fire has been lit. Flame away folks!

Had problems with the force of my own wind keeping me up. Gotta stop eating them baked beans.

I like to test the strength of thier hearts at this age by causally walking past them stark naked.

My global phone went "global" on me yesterday and turned itself off for no apparent reason...twice!

Just came back from a land of 42C+ most days with some wicked humidity biting too. Would've been suicidal if it wasn't for the a/c rooms. The highest temp setting on the a/c in my hotel room was 24C!!!

The system, while ideal for me, has way too many bugs to call it perfect. I don't expect a bug free system, but I do expect some relaibility. This I have not seen. Like badmigs says, wait 2-3 years for it all to kick off. I have parts of the phone fall off never to be seen again nearly every second day and the thing is less than three months old. Actually, I am on my second phone. The first one I bought, failed hours after purchase. Got a new one and within a week it failed. It went to hosiptal only to come back with another problem and go back into hospital. Because

If I told you I would have to kill you! For all SJ purposes he shall here forth be known as God.

If I were single I would be happy to show you

Hi folks. Been a while since I visited the shrine of the snow life. Apologies and bows and all that crap. Here's one of the reason's why. Meet two week old baby mogski. Little guy is getting in practice for the cold winter days to come. Got a pretty damn good life if you ask me. Eat, sleep, crap and have some wipe your butt. Pretty cruisy.

You could try this.

Must hurt having to wear a suit in economy!! Especially when the only reason you are wearing one is to try to get upgraded. Ouch. rach - fill me in; what is "nesu pa" please? markie - I have had to sign for a fee things before getting on the plane. Can these count as autographs?

I roll on into business class in jeans and sneakers all the time. I aint derssing fancy for any bugger on the plane! Tis there problem if they don't like my attire. Find another seat! I paid just as much as you prat. Of course I am not the one paying, but they don't know that.