badmigraine 0 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 I'm in pretty good physical shape, but if I had just come into a small fortune and could get unlimited cosmetic procedures done, here's what I'd do: 1. Chemical or laser peels or whatever is best to give 20-year-old skin again. 2. Remove all moles, scars and blemishes from my entire body. 3. Remove hair from some places I wish it didn't grow (I'm no ape man, but I have a few spots that I would prefer hairless! And No, Mogs, I do not mean my tongue.) 4. Get perfect teeth, either using braces or bonding. 5. Have a bubble-butt installed at a Swiss clinic...I was cursed with a white man's bony little butt. 6. Have that web of skin under my tongue snipped--I read lesbians do this to increase their tongue length by a few centimeters. This I would do for the womon of planet Earth. Well? What about YOU? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Got a bit of a hyena arse have you? Trousers won't stay up? You can have some of the fat from my bum if you want. My wallet and business cards all have a distinctive curve to them from my fat arse. I also want to have all my facial hair removed. Shaving is the worst chore as you can't even read properly while doing it with all that pulling silly faces. Plus my facial hair comes in 3 colours, black, copper, and white, so it ain't pretty. Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Unwanted hair....... thats about it. Im not vain. Link to post Share on other sites
hide 0 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 I wouldnt but if I must - my eyes, they are too narrow now. Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 I'm not really concerned about my body and stuff but for the fun of the thread! Probably get my nose changed a bit, got a bit of bump in the middle. I hate shaving as well. Shits me to tears. But i dont know that i'd get the hair removed. Just in case i want to expand my facial hair at some stage. I also get black hairs and the odd copper coloured one as well. No white ones yet. Touch wood. Plus, for the ladies, i'd chuck a couple of inches on my member. I suprised none of you other guys have said that yet!! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Yes, shaving is a pain. I would have my male facial hair removed as well. I would then get a cool 5pm shadow tattooed onto my face. Link to post Share on other sites
badmigraine 0 Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 Actually, snowboard_freak, I didn't want to show people up, but... I would have a couple of inches REMOVED from my member, so the ladies could handle all of me. Heh. Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Yeah yeah, you wish! Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Nothing! Pure rach is best! Link to post Share on other sites
Davo 1 Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Maybe the moles removed, I've got way too many and am fearful of skin cancer. Link to post Share on other sites
big melons 0 Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Bright white teeth please! (Thats not surgery is it...?!) Link to post Share on other sites
OnTheTin 0 Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Smaller nose, definitely. Link to post Share on other sites
oo 1 Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Better shaped nose. Link to post Share on other sites
blinkin'ek 0 Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Bigger tools Link to post Share on other sites
HERON 0 Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 Cheekbone surgery Link to post Share on other sites
enderzero 0 Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 So where would you put the mole nagoid? Link to post Share on other sites
amandanism 0 Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 scar on my leg removed. Link to post Share on other sites
HoTRoD 2 Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Ah! Scars, good one. I have a few of them too. Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 I like scars. They are always good or funny stories attached to them. Plus, chicks dig 'em! Link to post Share on other sites
Lama 0 Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 can you get any more plastic in there Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Probably not, but dang!! What a photo! Pretty good camel toe there as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Camel toe? Where? That's the seaside. They only have kippers at the seaside... Link to post Share on other sites
echineko 1 Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 What is camel toe meaning? I don't think I needing cosmetic surgery, I am fine as natural. Link to post Share on other sites
DumbStick 13 Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 I'd get something done with my DumbStick. It gets in the way. Link to post Share on other sites
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